tomshiv as tweets/facebook posts
sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc
An anonymous author's novel written on the walls of an abandoned house in Chongqing, China (2012)
Being naturally blonde is fundamentally evil but dying your hair blonde is okay bc it's like post-blonde postmodern irony
Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!
Also tumblr:
lmao
You know how it is then, folks!
DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one
He served cunt. Nasty, descrepit, rotten, fetid cunt but he did serve it
not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me
devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible
Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?
Well, you see, kids, almost twenty years ago Apple produced a portable audio player called – wait, I need to go back further.
Okay, so in the 20th century, the new inventions of radio and television were known as broadcast media – no, wait, that’s not really the start either –
Broadcasting originally refers to throwing, or casting, handfuls of seeds onto prepared ground, typically used with grain crops, which, uh –
– the Agrucultural Revoution, which begain circa 10,000 BC in the Levant, was when humans began preserving seeds for replanting –
– oh, but pods, on the other hand, are fibrous seed containers found on a variety of land plants, including legumes –
– and seed plants evolved around 350 million years ago during the late Devonian or early Carboniferous period. And that’s why podcasts are called podcasts. Any questions?