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alex hirsch going rogue… king shit

This is Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s legacy and fault.

Don't forget Obama, who in 2008 had the chance to codify the Right to Choose act (which was one of his campaign promises) but didn't.

Don't forget when Democrats stood around and let Republicans postpone the appointment of a new supreme court justice until Trump was in office.

Don't forget when the leak happened and they voted to protect Supreme Court Justices from protestors.

Democrats will try to blame this on Republicans and the Evangelical Fascist Right. But they're guilty too. They stood by and watched, hoping to use this as campaign fodder in the Midterms.

Obsessed with this actually

The notes on this post:

1. Oh, it's about birds, not people. *tosses aside a rock*

2. How were the birds picking up the bott- oh.

3. Cracking open the boys with a cold one

your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

…i did read some of the novels, but i couldn’t get through them entirely…

…and so i genuinely have no idea whether or not this is serious. coz i mean, obviously, it could be a joke. but it could also have legitimately happened. people who have only seen the films underestimate the amount of random things that happen in the books that could come off as utterly silly and ridiculous if removed from their context.

Haha, well, it is pretty much what happens. Sam is looking for Frodo in the tower of Cirith Ungol and is despairing that he will ever find him. He sits down and does what any self-respecting Tolkien character does during their moments of hopelessness and bursts into song.

It’s a really good song (ten year old Ship had it memorized) and as he begins the refrain a second time, he hears Frodo’s voice answering weakly from above. Frodo is poisoned and despairing and beaten but he is still a Hobbit and cannot resist a singalong even while on the brink of death.

YES PLEASE

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

I think England should have its Stonehenge privileges revoked. I think we need to put another power in charge of Stonehenge. Nobody asked themselves “Is a sacred Neolithic burial site really the place for tacky holograms of a woman everyone hates?”

you’re telling me a masc king taped this?

Smart girls are the fucking best

But like

They did such a good job

The poses

this person came to self check out and had two trans flag pins on their hat and they were holding like five different kinds of sushi platters and struggling and then they looked at the machine and then at me and stared at my trans necklace for two seconds and then walked pass me and into the main hall and i just assumed they went to get a cart but then like 20 minutes passed and they never came back . they saw my necklace and was like yeah this guy won’t tattle , massive respect to whoever that was i love you

nothing but respect for my trans cow best friends

happy pride to my trans cow best friends

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

If people need to “cheat” the system just to have enough money to eat and keep a roof over their heads, they deserved the money anyways and the system is broke.

the butts match

this is all I could think of with that frigging batman conspiracy post memes ruin lives bruce.

WE JUST TOOK THIS MEME TO THE NEXT LEVEL HOLY GOD I’M DYING LOL.

Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life

80% of the line cooks ARE the weed men

Carrying the weight of the whole world on their shoulders like Atlas

but would your clone fuck YOU. humble yourself

but would your clone fuck YOU. humble yourself