Person: “Hey, did you know if your hands are bigger than your face, you’re gay?”

Me:

a girl talk to me

This is the best post I ever seen on tumblr.

My kind of store

Because children need your support in this matter

its pride month

youn know what that means

I’m loving these protest pups!

It’s ruff out there, good job puppins…all of you

shout out to anyone who has seen me get stupidly emotional and insanely insecure but has stuck around anyway

??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat

i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here

would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still

chaotic good

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

My fucking childhood in one post omg the only thing missing is Star Wars and Disney.

The FUCKING BRAIN QUESTS OH MY GOD

My entire childhood.

wait do they not have these things anymore what

Some banners from Cartoon Network’s website in the late-90s.

not to be a lesbian but you know when you’re kissing a girl and it’s good and soft and she runs a hand through your hair and you feel her smile into the kiss? fuck i’m gay

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once