My Drunk Pumpkin 2012 vs. My Drunk Pumpkin 2014
neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.
when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face
she said “here’s your party hat”
and i was already trippin balls so I said
"yaAAY paaaarty"
and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug
i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope
i want to look like an arctic monkeys song
Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #74 (via blossomfully)
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
"11:11" by R.L
(via de-licacy)
Protozoa - Super Nova Girl
dont act like this wasnt ya shit in 1999
it’s raining and i’m sad // listen here
1. wish you were here by pink floyd // 2. wait by m83 // 3. falling for you by the 1975 // 4. give me love by ed sheeran // 5. gasoline by troye sivan // 6. cry baby by man overboard // 7. crash by you me at six // 8. stay by mayday parade // 9. i’m sick of waiting by citizen // 10. second & sebring by of mice & men // 11. a part of me by neck deep //12. this is gospel by panic! at the disco // 13. angel with a shotgun by the cab // 14. echo by balance and composure // 15. history by this wild life // 16. down by front porch step // 17. the night i drove alone by citizen // 18. lonely eyes by real friends // 19. the sadness will never end by bring me the horizon // 20. home for fall by real friends // 21. all i wanted by paramore // 22. mixtape by brand new // 23. pieces by sum 41 // 24. hold onto me by mayday parade
C. JoyBell C. (via kushandwizdom)
Paulo Coelho, Brida (via kushandwizdom)
“When Rainn’s on the exercise ball bouncing up and down, and I come over and I stab it with the scissors. In every other take we did, I stabbed it and it just slowly goes down. And the camera angle was that he just slowly ducked behind the thing and it was incredible. On the last take they were like “do one more.” And I remember going over and I went “boom”! And I must have hit the seam or something. And it exploded. He hit the ground as hard as I’ve ever seen a human hit the ground. If you go back and watch that episode, I just dive out because I am crying laughing.” - John Krasinski
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
fuckboy symptoms:
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know



