Professional Side Chick

the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

here you go sir

thank you

No offense but where are the male porn bots

i do not have the strength to block all the bots. welcome ladies make yourselves at home i guess. im a feminist

Fan art I drew of dobby dying in a glue trap

when I was bornt I came outta my mom sizzling like a fajita.

the main experience of being in my 20s has been standing in the middle of a grocery store & checking my notes app grocery list

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

raises my hand . professor you are bald as hell. god damn

watching the bus slowly make its way towards my stop like a blushing groom watching the bride walk down the aisle on his wedding day

not sexually attracted to this guy not aesthetically attracted to him but a secret third thing

been having a rough time lately but the queen dying will fix me

y’all won’t be laughing when the queen stands up and her health bar regenerates as she enters her second phase.

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week