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Are we the bad guys?
We were playing a DnD homebrew module based on Candlekeep Mysteries. As a party we had to find a necklace, buy flowers and place them on the grave of the quest-givers wife.
The grave was in an ex-platinum mine town that was abandoned due to nightmares and horrors.
On the way Rogue (me) and others got carried away and *obliterated* a group of bandits that turned out to be teenagers.
In the platinum mine (in a large cave area) I set fire to the moss because it was some Fey shit and kept grabbing the party. This resulted in the party slowly suffocating.
The Barbarian threw explosive seeds at the party. Twice.
The Bard kept lighting fuses and collapsing the ceiling.
I died three times. Our Monk died twice. Barbarian never thought to tell anyone that he had died, or to tell us the important message he had secretly received.
And we still had to fight the Meenlocks.
We did so badly that one Meenlock died from embarrassment.
We had to be rescued by Divine intervention. And it turns out we failed to break the curse and the whole country got turned into Meenlocks.
The DM loved it though, he intended it to be much easier.
*Said with complete and total confidence while the party was fighting a carnivorous plant*
"As we all know from Pokemon, grass is weak against water."
You know it's kinda funny how I went from using r/CuratedTumblr, a subreddit dedicated to showing "Tumblr's Greatest Hits" essentially, to going to ACTUAL Tumblr and now I'm seeing screenshots from Reddit here and there. It's like I crawled through a window and am now looking at it from the other side.
Hunter x Hunter is like this is Alluka her incredibly abusive family that doesn’t treat her like a human refers to her as a boy but Killua, the only member of her family that loves & cares about her, explicitly refers to her as his little sister. & some fans are still like What could Togashi have possibly meant by this. We will never know
Idk you guys Togashi was being way too subtle I don't think we will ever truly kn
Creep if it was from the perspective of a Peep™:
I’m a Peep…… I’m a marshmellooooOoooooo
potatoes non grata
persona au gratin
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if someone asked me “What color is your heart today? Why?” instead of “how are you” I would murder them in cold blood.
Hi welcome to chickfila whate lies do you find yourself believing
my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this
i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.
sodiumforsaltytimes
Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.
I'm totally tone deaf. But that's never going to stop me having a sing during car journeys or in the shower.
If I had a nickel for every show where David Tennant played a man in an emotional relationship with his transportation vehicle I’d have two nickels, but it’s weird that it happened twice
Let me set the scene for you. Season 7 episode 20, Dean meets a geeky redhead capable of hacking into the pentagon. He needs her help to take down the world leading agriculture corporation. She volunteers.
Set: midnight, office building. She sneaks her way in, nervous, but ultimately doing her best and getting past all her obstacles until, uh-oh, a big security guard blocks her path.
Dean says, flirt with him, men are dumb.
She says, I can’t. He’s not my type. I’m a one species kind of lady.
He says, cool. I can. Let me help you.
RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen
Anonymous asked:
Sorry but it’s true, I’ve never met a person over 30 who wasn’t weird and creepy. Young people deserve a safe space away from that
killing myself on the eve of my 30th birthday lest i become a cringe and uncool geezer who is unrelatable to the youths.
Happy 15th anniversary, Journey's End! (5th of July 2008)
As @staff further refine the polls while they're rolling them out (still haven't gotten mine sadly), here's a suggestion of mine: Polls with a ten year time limit.
As of right now, it's impossible for polls to turn into long-running legendary posts. You can try, sure (see the bug race), but it's a week and then it's locked, fixed, done, and all that's left is for people to reminisce about that time there was a poll.
On the other hand, if a ten year poll gets popular, it can become part of Tumblr lore while still being updated. People can write passionate appeals for their vote and fight in the notes. Others can make graphs to show how the poll's majorities shift with each different US president or Taylor Swift album. People can make memes about "remember 2025, when option 3 was in the lead? That was a crazy time".
Why ten years, though, instead of a hundred or just no time limit? Because that way, the end becomes an event. People who voted in the poll when it was just a few hours old can watch the final countdown together, and there's a new point in Tumblr history: That day when we finally all agreed on the best option, and presumably also some important political stuff happened.
Now, granted, most ten year polls would never reach this level of notoriety. But it only takes a few polls like this to be worthwhile. Maybe this shouldn't be an option for users to select, but something the Tumblr website grants/pushes on you at random?
So, yeah. Ten year polls. They should be a thing.
Can you imagine the chaos of a 10 year poll with the options
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the chaos of a 10 year
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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Anonymous asked:
On a scale of creepy to wet: Where would you place Bloodborne PSX compared to Bloodborne PS4?
bbpsx is closer to creepy then bbps4, because it isnt capable of rendering specularity, therefore making it less wet
