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Wow, I Sure Have Said Some Things…

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I am become Egg, 20 something film nerd, fandom polymath, and thee Jared Harris girlie. look upon my dumping ground and despair || MASTERLIST || KO-FI || my inbox is always open for headcanon requests, meta, ask games and Horny Musings of any kind
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Jared Harris Characters Masterlist

It’s time I admit this one ain’t going away folks. You know the drill. Follow me @pen-and-panic​ and turn on notifications to be notified when new fic/filled ask prompts drop. 18+ stuff denoted with an asterisk (*). Enjoy my loves.

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pissditching

i think makeup can be artistic expression i also think sometimes people are lying about it being about artistic expression and would in fact be a lot happier if they had never been told they had to wear it

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reblogged

Really incredible the shit that you find while sniffing through the deep bowels of an actors filmography. You could cast an entire disney live action remake. Or you could find a little joey batey. Anything is possible

Why can't you do both? Seems simple enough

And You Can!… you can… EVERYTHING is possible

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Sam Reid: I ate so many of those photos. They were made of rice paper, so they stuck to the roof of my mouth. There were a few where I just shoved the whole photo into my mouth, but that didn’t work, so I had to eat it. It was like eating a sweet cake. They were stuck to the roof of my mouth and I couldn’t keep talking.

They’re saying mean things about Louis’ photos, so he’s going, “Fuck you! You took a beautiful photograph. Don’t listen to that guy. I’ll eat it.”

Jacob Anderson: I loved it so much.

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tma-thoughts

What accent coach is working magic behind the scenes of iwtv. A british man plays an american man with a thick new orleans accent that slowly fades to a standard american accent. Another british man plays an indian man with a french accent that morphs into a british accent. An australian man plays a french man with the strongest most unintelligible french accent youve ever heard

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i see a post talking doom and gloom about how we'll never escape toxic masculinity. i think about back in 2017 when american girl released their first boy doll, and a review for him went viral in the collecting community. the review was written by a mom, who said they went into the store to get their daughter a doll, only to see their son's eyes light up like fire when he saw a doll that looked like him, and now every night he puts his doll in pajamas and rocks him to sleep. i think about the toddler in my daycare room a few years back who was obsessed with baby dolls, carrying them everywhere, and his mom proudly told us he uses his sisters' old baby dolls and wants to be just like them. that toddler saw another toddler crying one day and gave her the doll he had to cheer her up. i think about the eight-year-old boy i saw a few years back, excitedly waving around raya's sword in a target checkout line like all his dreams were coming true. there was a video on my instagram the other day of a little boy at disneyworld crying with joy upon meeting his hero, mulan. i think about the voice actor for bow in the she-ra reboot saying his nephews only wanted adora action figures. celebrity men are wearing dresses on tv now. last halloween i saw a little boy dressed as elsa. i went to go see spiderverse over the summer, and in the line ahead of me was a boy who couldn't be older than twelve or thirteen, bouncing and beaming, giddy with excitement over getting to see the female-led romance movie elemental. i think about the five-year-old boy at my library who breathlessly asked me where the pinkalicious books were, eyes widening when i had more on my cart, his mom explaining that he is all about pinkalicious and fancy nancy. i saw so many pictures online of boys and men dressed in pink to see barbie. teenage boys are gonna open their phones and see the man who wrote fucking game of thrones dressed in pink to see barbie. when i was a kid, a boy dressing in pink was practically a social death sentence. there are boys running around in pink on my street right now.

Reading Comprehension Questions

  1. Did OP say that misogyny had ended completely because of boys wearing pink?
  2. Did OP say that men who wear pink cannot possibly do anything wrong?
  3. Was this entire post about men wearing pink or just the last few sentences?
  4. Does it seem like OP is suggesting we all fall into a matriarchal misandric dictatorship? Use quotes to support your answer. Anon if this is you you have a 250 word minimum and three hours before the saw trap goes off
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"name x number of female characters" posts are so fucking pretentious. tell me again how you demand the performativity of activism through the consumption of media 24/7 again mommy. I am a baaaaaad bad feminist for partaking of the cock in my own public online hyperfixation space and I need to be punished like I'm catholic

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‘Claudia makes you and Frenchy look like a couple of whiny, existential queens’

Daniel, you fucking KING, destroyer of marriages, angel of the bottomless and never ending curiosity, Great Minion that is called Molloy, the cuntiest bitch of this world, Father of truth, Spawn of the Devil and Lord of Martinis, teach me how to absolutely destroy someone with one sentence 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️