if u saw me accidentally reblog my nonsense here no u didn't xoxo ~ mod Nicole

"So, I was super drunk last night and now my uncle & I are in middle of the beach, naked, with a goat?? Well, I have my underpants but... Why in the hell my ass hurts?? Oh, look, it's a stupid tatoo"AU

"i've had the biggest crush on you for a while so hearing you having sex with your partner in the room next to mine makes me feel jealous and also really turned on right now" AU

"I was just minding my own business when I was teleported to a foreign dimension in the middle of a circle of runes, and you're a demon explaining to me that you wanted to know if demons could summon humans too. You managed to summon me into your living room through some random experiments, and I think that's really cool and all but I need to study for an exam and- What do you mean you don't know how to send me hOME I HAVE AN EXAM THIS WEEK" AU

“I’ve been here this whole time and you never realised my feelings for you till your last breakup and we’ve been best friends for ages but you said something that broke my heart and you still don’t get just how much I care and help you with no appreciation and god I’m done!... but I’ll be back because I’ll support you no matter what you ass” AU

We’ve been friends for years but your inability to see that yes you are the problem and you need to deal with your shit and well I finally snapped at you and I should feel bad but I don’t but you’re crying AU

You had a massive crush on me when we were young, and you were just that endearing little kid for me. You're smoking hot now, but do you still look at me the same way? AU

Turns out your animal companion is actually your child/friend/partner that was cursed and now I get why you’re so protective AU

We accidentally joined a cult AU

You spared my life and gave away yours and I can’t get past the guilt AU

You were trying to be romantic and I accidentally sneezed into your face AU

"We are an Earthen science/military space base that got flung into deep space, why do we keep on adopting alien children?" AU

"We're similar, you and I. You're a person who became a weapon, and I'm a weapon who became a person." AU

We became friends/lovers as patients at the same hospital but you never told me you were dying!!! AU

You’re the busiest person I know and now you’re forced to be on bed rest and are going crazy AU

We're teachers at the same school and our students are convinced we're pining for each other (we are) AU

"I found you in the rubble of a long-abandoned castle and gave you mouth-to-mouth CPR, hoping to revive you, and you woke up claiming to be the lost prince/ss and that I woke you with true love's kiss" AU