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i know we're all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don't think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i'd share my favorite self-care hand out

brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad

OP this is EXCELLENT

Now THAT’S a self care resource! If you’ve gotten distracted by capitalism’s appropriation of “self-care” and watering the meaning down to nothing this is a super helpful guide to cut through the bullshit.

"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"

when i get home from work:

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

In 1663, the partial fossilised skeleton of a woolly rhinoceros was discovered in Germany. This is the “Magdeburg Unicorn”, one of the worst fossil reconstructions in human history

_. <- Exclamation point laying down after a hard days work

Sung Hwa Kim (Korean, 1985) - Untitled (2022)

metatextual? uh no I said metasexual. I am fucking this plot hole

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

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got switched to dry food today. fuck my fucking life

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just got into bed. had a tough day napping. sooooo tired can't wait to sleep

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whgere my balls

Remember that you can't hurt everyone

Remember that you have to try

Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson) / @wholeheartedsuggestions / Jenny Slate / Euripides again

literally everybody who has ever been kind to me has made me kinder in return

meow and for the love of fucking god mrraow

This note was written by a child who was listening in on a bunch of artists discussing art and life.

a usb port is like a cloaca in many ways

‘River of Fish’ stair runner by The Rug Company. Designed by Barber & Osgerby.