rightfully-southern
This still fucking cracks me up
shavingryansprivates-deactivate
Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.
purrityring
this is my favorite video on the internet
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey
mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet
Active ways to cultivate positive body image:
(Because oh my god, it’s so hard, and everyone’s all like stop feeling so bad about yourself and it’s like how???)
- Be naked. A lot. Sleep naked. Have sex naked. Eat cereal naked. (Or naked and wrapped in a sheet. Favorite thing.)
- Follow beautiful, confident, (un-photoshopped) body-positive babes on the Internet. Unfollow anything that makes you feel insecure. Exposure is key. You’re not going to get it if you don’t seek it out, because the media sucks and wants us to feel like shit about ourselves so they can take our money. (Some hashtags to follow: #effyourbeautystandards #bootyrevolution #blackisbeautiful #transisbeautiful #wheelchairlife #fatkini #fatshion)
- Lingerie. Next best thing to being naked.
- Self care, babe. Different for everyone. (Me? Showers, books, shaving my legs, nature walks, dark lipstick, good playlists, clean rooms, candles, sexy time.)
- Get ready in your underwear. Boobs = happiness.
- Self portraits. Be pro-selfie. Take a million selfies. Take sexy selfies. Take no makeup selfies. Take bad angle silly selfies. Take artsy tripod selfies. Take everything-is-on-point selfies. You’re gorgeous; document your gorgeousness. You don’t even need to post them.
- Stop with the self deprecationnnnn. Pleeeeaseeee. It’s hard to control your thoughts love, I know, but you can control what you say. NEVER insult yourself out loud. Dare I say compliment yourself out loud? (And if you can, do your best to try to body-positive-ify your thoughts too.)
- Sex (including solo sexy time), wine, and chocolate. In that order.
- Share the body love. Compliment your girlfriends. Cultivate a nonjudgemental, supportive, lift-each-other-up “we’re so cute” friend group. Everyone’s insecure. Compliment your besties. And strangers, too. Be that person that makes everyone feel good about themselves when they’re around.
Good luck gorgeous. It’s a battle. We gotta unlearn all this societal bullshit.
theprimelifeofbex
Reblogging cuz this is vital. Especially the point on self-deprecation. Stop that shit now. It is a glamour-don’t, a welcome sign for fuck ass ppl.
When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie
somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment
I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever
reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades
blelbinems-deactivated20190925
fucks sake
doctordragonisback
god dammit
nishikinico
Okay now which one is clearer? 1?
or 2?
captaintriscuitbiscuit
S T O P
lazytuesday-creation
Maybe just take off the glasses!?
carpe-hana
cursedmistakes
that all happened in under 2 minutes
gaspthewontons
This isn’t even the wildest thing that happened this episode
Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe
And SCANDAL WTF
sidizenkane
Oh jeez, SCANDAL….
….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy
sidizenkane
Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….
sidizenkane
Oh my god. DEXTER.
sidizenkane
THE ACTUAL NEWS
I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design.
what is his plan
living the dream
slutscumngo
Lmaooo
lindseyisnotonfire
this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for
my absolute most favourite thing on the internet
Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013
lesprisenpati
I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.
Aesthetic
Your Honor, there is a clear contradiction in this photo.
As you can see from this piece of evidence, Gatorade bottles are topped with an orange lid.
But in the photo above, the lids are black. Which means that the bottles in this photo can’t be Gatorade bottles.
turnabout4spoopy
Mr. Wright, didn’t you go to art school? I sure didn’t, but I still know what happens when you mix orange and blue!
In case you forgot, take a look at this!
If you look closely, you can even see an orange tint!
And what else can you see? The classic gatorade G. Your honor, I think this case is closed!
spiritofwaterandfire
well that was much shorter than usual
shadowfreak11
she fucking destroyed him that’s why it’s short