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on that note why is there NO medical privacy in Starfleet? there’s like no private exam rooms or hospital beds in any sickbays. random people walk into the room in the middle of exams all the time and the doctors will just share diagnoses in a room full of people. like wtf what if I didn’t need my supervisor knowing that I have IBS or im pregnant with an alien or whatever????? captains will just ask doctors for updates on someone’s condition and immediately get them?

You’re getting a pap smear done and Worf is there

Like to invite Worf to your Pap smear for moral support

Reblog to send him to someone else’s

worf was at my pap smear today

Worf at the Pap smear! majQa’!!

Always fun to remember HIPAA wasn't a thing until 1996 literal 3 decades after the original series ended ❤

Johnson and Johnson is currently being sued for knowingly putting formaldehyde in their hair products mainly shampoos and conditioners. Formaldehyde is a chemical that is carcinogenic (causes cancer), irritates skin, and causes hair thinning/hair loss. If you use ANY of these shampoos or conditioners listed below I would suggest throwing them out :

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I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation

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Oh myfdb c

I have a cryptic need to reblog this as much as possible

Are we gonna ignore the sounds this man is making

The transition at the end is SENDING ME

I am Ever-Powerful, One Who Protects, One Who Smites

If I go full birth name it’s “Fair Featured, Joy, of the Untamed.”

I think I like it.

I am the Pure, the Exalted One, son of the son of the Furrowed

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I am Earthling, from the River-Junction, Descendent of the Orator

I am "Of the Sea, Lake, Dark-haired chieftain"

little used fantasy trope i love: when two people are playing cards in a shady bar and it's the tense moment where they show their hand but it's a fantasy so they can't say things like "full house" or "royal flush" so they same some nonsense like "three crowns and a dead crow" and the crowd is like "oooOOHH" so we know that's good

Other character smirks: "Well, I've got a castle on four omens."

The crowd "oohs" louder, so we know that it's Much Better™️

thats how i feel watching scenes with regular cards

Hey bro would you do me a platonic solid

Sorry, best I can do is a great icosahedron.

Bro. That's. That's a platonic solid, bro.

does this look platonic to you?

Nah, that shape fucks.

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This dumbass post is by far my most popular with over 100k notes. Y'all know I do other stuff right? Anyway. Thanks for engaging with this!

homophobes: thE kiDS arE gOnNA gET CoNfUSED!! ThInk OF ThE KidS!!!

the kids:

What I love about children is they fully don’t give one shit about your romantic preferences so long as they still can maintain the ability to roast u about something absolutely ruthlessly

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Helping rehabilitate birds sounds like a dream. It must be so cool working with the birds and helping them be able to be released back into the wild.

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It is cool! The birds do not appreciate it at all. It’s so rewarding to watch an owl or a hawk or a crow fly off into the wild for the first time after an injury knowing that it absolutely hates your guts and wants you to die.

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this man wants to see me dismembered:

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We released a raven once who immediately went "What? The free rood and warm room are finished? Oooh Nooooo, My Wing Is Broken Again, Thank God You People Were Here To Help!" and walked right back into the crate.

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“Oh please please designate me unreleasable and let me be an ambassador animal! I will only cuss and bite people... sometimes.”