"𝑰𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒏, 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒑𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖!" 🌙
Blissey as Sailor Egg
i had a dream that due to a botched contract mcdonalds had accidentally agreed to individually sponsor every post on tumblr dot com so the site was unusable because everyone was just posting like 'cock sex cum' and then there'd be a giant integrated SPONSORED BY THE MCDONALDS CORPORATION banner underneath it and mcdonalds was losing millions of dollars on this
fullbody for @abortionconsumer ^^ i love the spiral theme on this character :D
[character uses he/him]
having a pink shotgun house would fix me...
she's so beautiful...
Pros of having a brain that makes very fast associations: Good comebacks and jokes.
Cons of having a brain that makes very fast associations: that story about how you broke your foot reminded me of a fun fact about lizards.
