I need a ghost writer for a BDSM smut King of the Hill fanfic where Hank Hill is gagged the whole time. I want to call it Silent Hill.
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So I decided to try out online dating for the first time (using Bumble). Things I’ve discovered are automatic left swipes:
- fishing (pictures with fish or on boats, listed as an interest, etc)
- conservative (speaks for itself)
- christian (this might bug some people, but I’m not religious and just prefer to avoid it, especially christians)
- Surfing/scuba diving/loves being in the ocean (nothing wrong with those things, but I’m terrified of the ocean and don’t want that to be a big part of my life lol. I live in CA so this is a tough one)
- pictures from really terrible angles (just put like the bare minimum effort)
- smokes pot (nothing against those who do, just not my thing. Also in the Air Force and don’t need any potential drama)
- Has children or puts as wants someday (don’t want em)
- Golf (pick a more interesting sport)
- Cowboy hats in pictures
- Drinking as a personality trait
- If they go to the gym everyday at 5am (I admire the dedication, but good lord I have to force myself to workout, and it’s literally a requirement for my job)
- If they have the quote “jack of all trades, master of none” in their bio (just seen it too many times already)
- Don’t like Costco (who hurt them?)
- If they seem like super positive wonderful people (they don’t need my negativity in their lives)
You paid us trinkets to kill a prince. Iron Man (2008) | Jon Favreau
Good night sweet prince: And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest! Bernard Cribbins 1928 - 2022
We are extremely saddened to learn of the passing of Bernard Cribbins. Known best to Doctor Who fans as the Doctor’s friend and Donna’s grandad Wilfred Mott, Bernard leaves behind a long legacy in film and TV. — Bernard Joseph Cribbins (29 December 1928 – 28 July 2022)
em’s 3k celebration — ☀️ for @stevienick ; first or second jopper kiss
I’m gonna die someday. But not today.
So there’s a small chance that I’ll be able to live my childhood dream. I gave up on being an architect when I was applying for undergrad so very long ago. Then any time I looked at Master’s programs I didn’t qualify because my degree is in biology. Plus, I didn’t want to take on even more student loan debt. I recently found out that ASU has a 3 year program specifically for people like me without a background in architecture. I will admit, I looked at the tuition and fees and regretted applying and having hope that I could achieve this goal. And then I found out I got in and I cried because it felt like my dream was within my reach, but the astronomically high cost would likely stop me. It’s been a rollercoaster of emotions lately and it hasn’t been fun. Honestly, I was in a shitty mood all day. But I looked more into my GI bill benefits and if I understand it correctly, I might actually be able to afford to go. So maybe...
I painted this for genuinely the cutest and most Hufflepuff couple I’ve ever met
Just had a 40 year old man tell me he doesn’t use straws because it makes it look like he’s sucking a dick…
Last night Krieger passed away. I’m gonna miss him a lot.
RIP baby Kriegie (5/31/06 - 11/30/20)
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Halloweentown (1998)
↳ Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.