I read that as dual wedding and i had to

lets give them a proper skyrim marriage

i love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls

World Heritage Post

today is not my birthday

reblog if your birthday is not today

it was a few days ago

god i fucking HATE ronald reagan and the IDIOTS that put him in office

cylinder post for tumblr

justice for my boy

An important followup:

KNUCK-TAT GENERATOR

Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!

January: DRUG February: HATE March: DICK April: REAL May: DIRT June: THUG July: CASH August: GIRL September: FIST October: SHIT November: BUTT December: KILL 1st: CITY 2nd: RIOT 3rd: FACE 4th: FEAR 5th: GRIN 6th: WOLF 7th: PISS 8th: RASH 9th: DOGS 10th: TITS 11th: LUBE 12th: SAND 13th: FIRE 14th: KIDS 15th: BIRD 16th: NERD 17th: BOYS 18th: MOMS 19th: DADS 20th: VEIN 21st: WURM 22nd: FART 23rd: TRAP 24th: MOAN 25th: HOLE 26th: KING 27th: FUCK 28th: EYES 29th: LIFE 30th: LOVE 31st: STAB

god i wish i was born on march 7th, that would be suck a cool tattoo

rule of rule

chili dawg was so real for this

sometimes i wanna rant to my hearts content but im too eepy and low energy to even begin

usually when i get drunk, the will to rant beats the eepy

this image describes me very well

i agree

just like that

Using tumblr in public is so dangerous like there might be a boob jumpscare at any moment

i dont get boob jump scares how do i get these

*"A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES" followed by the sound a dodgeball makes when it hits you*

THE CAPRI SUN VIDEO

So my friend is in the post patch for ARR

Like, baby sprout hasn't even gotten to the bloody banquet yet Here's the Ascians so far, according to her:

and

OLDBUS

I'm saving this for posterity for when she gets to the Panda raids one day

Haurchefant has become "Lord Hopscotch" and I desperately need y'all to know this

Today on names:

Taleji Adeleji is now just TA and yeah reminds me of some from college

Lolorito is Lolita and you all have to deal with it because reading that caused 8d6 psychic damage

Urianger is Urigellar

From now on these will be tagged "sprout naner names ffxiv" so I can find it easier (or so you can follow? if you want)

Merlwyb is Admiral MILF

Moenbryda doesn't have a nickname and is spelled correctly every time. She's still yelling about that even though she's in HW now

(I was also yelling)

"Kick Emmental off! Sacrifice him to the sky whale!"

I mean to be fair I can't spell his name either

Lahabrea is now Blahajbrea

Tataru is Totoro

Estinien is Estonian

I also subjected a couple

people to this while I was doing MSQ

Einstein, Danfaniel, Urinal, Mother (guess who,) Krill, Lord Turmeric

you guys would appreciate this i think