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First Things First

@daddiez674-blog

I eat ya brains
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President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.

A. Cake.

This is real life.

They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down

EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY

THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!

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orevet

it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer

like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible

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miracufic

Update on #cakegate.

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When you’re not straight, dating is a lot like trying to get a job: either you try online or get a referral from a friend

omfg its true

Straight dating can be that way too, especially if you’re not outgoing

Okay but like you can literally walk to the grocery store and find your potential mate without fear of judgement or being harmed. I can’t just walk into a Home Depot and shout “anybody queer in here?” So yeah

Who the fuck goes to home depot to find a partner

The Lesbians™

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POCAHONTAS

If you don’t love Genie, there’s something wrong with you.

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY ENTIRE LIFE

never not reblogging

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lady--loki

Reblog if you think the following are valid:

Being gay Being bisexual Being asexual Being pansexual Being aromantic Being genderfluid Being nonbinary Being transgender Being polyamorous

(Feel free to add more)

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This is Myya D. Jones. She is a 22 year-old Michigan State University senior and she is running for mayor of Detroit!