4th of July
ITS TALLY HALL THURSDAY
Reblog if you love Tally Hall!
My last.
Every word forgotten, how horrible. I hate to destroy my presence but alas. It will be best like this.
I am deactivating this account. I just need to rid myself of the hatred before I can return here.
It's my fault, I'm afraid.
So this is Sammy, signing off one final time.
It's been fun. But I also am not ready for it. It's all coming on too quick and I can't avoid it.
I don't want to hate people, so I must now take my leave.
smash announcer: Joe Biden!
shitty wiimote speaker: SODA!!!
had to
Watch out. There's chasms out there
Oh wow thank you....I would certainly have fallen to my death without your warning! Are there anything else in the world I should know about
Yeah
"Your games read like you have a weird relationship with religion" my relationship with religion is that I grew up with my grandparents constantly trying to convert me to the Jehovah's Witnesses, and they were so bad at it that I ended up becoming an atheist before I entered the first grade. Like, I was not a clever child. Do you know how bad your sales pitch has to be for a five year old to independently conclude your entire worldview is full of shit?
Like, I'm not claiming any special enlightenment here. They totally could have gotten me if their missionary tactics had been even slightly competent. They were given the most softball pitch imaginable – converting a single autistic preschooler who's already predisposed to like and trust them – and straight whiffed it. Nobody involved on either side of that interaction is coming back from that.
You know those classic cartoons where there's this dumb kitten or whatever just ambling down the street, and the villain keeps trying to kill it for some reason, except they're so incompetent that not only does every effort comprehensively fail, the kitten never even notices it's in danger and thinks the villain is a charming and helpful man?
That's my formative experience with the Christian faith in a nutshell.
WJAT THE FUCK IS THIS
this is quite literally a badge of shame i’m gonna kill myself
Its alright you can take my blog if you want :)
that’s too high of an honor i don’t deserve it
Nah. I should be going now. Toodle-oo!
WJAT THE FUCK IS THIS
this is quite literally a badge of shame i’m gonna kill myself
Its alright you can take my blog if you want :)
it’s a stretch, but
Great stretch
(x)
Miyazaki: “[the horniest shit you ever heard] but it wasn’t my idea to give her a rockin set of honkin badonks”
@ everyone who thought this was about the Ghibli Miyazaki and not the Dark Souls Miyazaki: why did you just, like… accept that?
oh I assure you he’s been doing it well before ponyo
My friends. This post is about Hidetaka Miyazaki, lead developer of Dark Souls, not Hayao Miyazaki.
This is the giant boob lady in question.
Say what you will about magical shapeshifters being a lazy plot device, but I Have literally never seen an actor doing the “me pretending to be this other person pretending to be me” bit who wasn’t clearly having a great time.
Body swapping episodes may seem cliche but the actors need them for their enrichment and health and it would be cruel not to give it to them
