me to my buddy jeff: hey jeff can you do something for me

jeff: jeffinitely

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

outta my way gayboy i'm boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

hopital

today a Chihuahua made direct eye contact

“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

This is just Gardiner's sign list of Egyptian Hieroglyphics A1-B2 with a couple of repeats thrown in at the end. You've thrown a vocabulary list at us.

"Kill them with kindness" Wrong. CURSE OF CEASAR

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how it feels to be in a transitional period

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

Is the President aware that naming his dog like this makes for the funniest-sounding headlines I've read in my life.

Incredibly difficult to describe what the phrase "Wakanda for chickens" has been doing to me for the last ten minutes

Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!

i hope the rest of these are beautiful pictures of lovely landscapes cause what the fuck is that

crossfaded on apple slices and peanut butter

legit had no idea the chinese tom and jerry mobile game was still going

I had to find this Chinese adaptation of the American slapstick classic. I confirm, yes this is a real thing: https://youtu.be/NOA-mPpCWcA I'm not sure if it's a shoddy reskin of a popular IP or an artistic miracle breathing new life into characters that would probably never be animated again otherwize. I guess I'll need to play it to find out. Can anyone help me with a Chinese Captcha?

To my understanding, it's essentially 2D Dead by Daylight with the theme being Cats vs. Mice. I think when the game started they didn't have much for characters so you could play as a few different versions of Jerry. But the roster seems to really filled out now. Pictured here IS NOT Jerry, it's Devil Jerry who is a separate character with his own skins.

And here's skins for Normal Jerry,

They've also made some characters inspired by unnamed characters from the cartoons. Like the female cats Tom would try to get with, Toodles Galore has an "EDM Girl" costume.

and the cat from the Wild West episode

They've done a lot more than you could think they would. The wiki is surprisingly detailed.

I like that original characters were made for this game, including this trans calico who looks like an edgy anime boy.

Actually not an original character, there's very few.

95% of the characters are based on actual characters who appeared in at least one episode most of the time.

"Siffy" is based off the kitten from the 1964 where Jerry tries to protect it from Tom.

The only truly original characters seem to be these two

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

I’m not normally in the business of defending Bethesda but the planet is a gas giant with no surface how would you explore it

this is shocking

Philistines

Theyll never understand us

observe.

The fucking op name killed me

Something terrible happened here

The Fyre Festival guy just got out of prison after four years and he's already planning another island festival called PYRAT (pronounced pirate) which is clearly going to be Fyre Festival 2.0.

Like he is using the same vague promos as last time, featuring footage of the Bahamas, and when NBC News asked the government of the Bahamas about this they were like "NO, he does not have permission to host ANYTHING here. Please tell us if you see him in our country so we can arrest him."

thoughts and prayers for the funniest fucking event in the world to happen

twice

tiger tale toys 🐀🐁

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