yrsa made it to shb so i wanted to do a little painting to capture the vibes so far :}

they’re so

at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her

Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

This? 

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

Only gif I got, boss.

would you still love me if i was a wyrm

If someone asked me this I’d prob be like: ya, I would actually love u more

^ us

my heart fell out while i was on a walk through the forest and it got covered in pine needles and then an osprey picked it up but she dropped it in the sea and the fish ate a hole straight through it before it was washed ashore and when i found it again chamomiles were growing in the cavity. i put it back inside of me and now the world seems stranger and more beautiful than ever

You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.

Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn't define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables

We're like shooting stars you and I

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

my main goal is to blow up

trinkets & heraldries

You know those bdsm paddles with the letters on them so it leaves a mark saying "SLUT" or something like that? We need new ones that say things like "DERIVATIVE" and "KITSCH"

for god so loved the world that he freaked it ‼️

have you considered… Goncharov (1973) the ttrpg?

You are the characters in one of the many fabled extended and unreleased cuts of GONCHAROV (1973), the greatest mafia movie ever made, and winter has come to Naples, Italy…

Get your cast of players together to tell your own tale of drama and crime, passion and longing, and maybe just a little bit of humanity. Make your fortune, claim your city, then face your hubris—and give yourself a cinematic final act.

In the end, sometimes death is what makes one immortal.

Perhaps the rise was the fall, after all…

I put a gonchgame tiktok up today if you’d like to hear a little more about it (or give it some love to feed the algorithm 🥰)!

Promise?