Delicious Failbetter friends,

the gender categories on your Echo Bazaar Spidersilk Warehouse Postal Order Catalogue are distinctly lacking…

(also, btw, “straight cut” and “fitted cut” would make fine gender-neutral alternatives to “men’s” and “women’s” shirts. Related paragraph in this article explains why)

(in case my gender wasn’t quite apparent from these remarks, I am totally buying a Mysterious and Indistinct shirt in a straight cut right now. Are they easy to alter should one have a Peculiar Personal Enhancement? I ask for an acquaintance.)

The categories and names of the garment types/fits are set by Spreadshirt, unfortunately. 

We have mentioned this to them. We suggest anyone so moved should let them know, too. 

(We’ve tested the shirts and, depending on the location of your Enhancement, they are most accommodating!)