'Sup

has there been a scene in a corny action movie where someone in court is like “i plead…… the second” and then pulls out a gun and wastes the judge

for some reason the right to bear arms didn’t occur to me right away, so for a bit and i was wondering if the US somehow had an amendment i’d never heard of that just gave you the right to kill a judge

My favorite mode of transportation is tap dancing.

Get on a tractor for once in your life you sickening theater person

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

me for the 6th time today: I don’t have anything to do… oh do I wonder how I’ll spend my time

my meat:

panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts. West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.

Today’s Thot of the Day is: The West Saint Paul Panera whores, from real life, I think. Maybe.

how to compliment a friend

this is peak white behavior

Can’t believe the only people in the world who would do this weren’t compatible…

Why does it look like a scene from twilight?

i don’t get it omg

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND

cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else

Everybody log off I need alone time

me as a doctor

that look says she bout to beat that doctor’s ass