I knew having Redditors cross-train on Tumblr would produce weird fucking magic.

It gets better. This Redditor went the full Goncharov.

Glorbcharov: Dishonor Among AI Thieves

polluting AI data is a righteous & just endeavor 

dw happens to the best of us

he is such a gemini 

Argentina’s climate equivalents (using the köppen climate classification system)

by u/SeaBoss2

god is telling us that we must drive drunk

mark wahlberg is on reddit?

i bet this loser doesn’t even play on deity lmao 

tom has become jerry

some “doctor” peoples who went to “medical school” and “understand the functionings of the human body”: Diet Coke isn’t good for you bc the chemicals destroy ur body

me: 🙄 okie dokie … quack…

user truewarrirorslight on page 48 of a forum I’m reading at 2:45 am: Diet Coke can interfere with how you develop ur psychic powers bc of the chemicals in it

me: yoooooo Diet Coke is Not Healthy!!!

Y'all, coke + diet coke can literally remove the start of rust from metal, like on bike chains. It can literally clean toilets.

Why the fuck are you putting THAT in your systems??? It will literally give you ulcers cause it’s that dangerously addictive.

WHY ARE YOU STILL DRINKING THAT LITERAL GARBAGE ???

Stomach contents are naturally ten times more acidic than sodas. Acidic foods or caffeine do not cause or exarcerbate peptic ulcers. They are caused by heliobacteria or NSAIDs which inhibit the secretion of gastric mucosa.

okay but what about psychic powers

Yeah coke doesn’t give you those anymore since they took the cocaine out :(

i drink coke specifically because it removes rust. i don’t want rust in my tummy!!!!!

STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD

Okay, but this is genuinely adorable. I love how the first kid, after entering the number, was like “what do I do now?”. I bet the kid was trying to figure out where the “call” button was, because if you’re only used to cell phones, it’s not really intuitive that the call will automatically go through once you finish entering the phone number

These days, the concept of a dial tone is rather obsolete for a cellphone-centric world, so it isn't a surprise these girls are young enough to be unfamiliar with it or the hookswitch. Only place you see traditional telephones are in office buildings and older homes that still use it. When dial service was introduced, the Bell System had to put together instructional films to educate telephone users. So many people were used to being able to pick up and tell the operator who to call for them, so you had to suddenly learn where to find phone numbers. They didn't even have pushbuttons telephones yet, just rotary dial.

I once had to teach a year 9 class about how telecommunications worked and it included a demonstration of both a can-and-string phone and a landline phone.

When we finished with the landline phone I went "now hang it up" and a number of them went "that's why we call it "hanging up" the phone?!"

rip bob saget

NOW I AM BECOME DRUNK,

THE DRIVER OF CARS

this is the only day you can reblog this

👁 👄 👁

growing up watching steve irwin had such a positive impact on so many people