Moreno Black Cat??? MA, WHERE’S YOUR CREDIT CARD???
Give it up for Felix Hardy, aka the Black Cat of Earth-1219, a famous model and vigilante, known for his big and successful heists and quick escapes.
But deep down inside, he’s just REALLY really down bad for Paz, every time he sees her fight and get real riled up, he’s just like, “I’m sat.”
Maybe she’s tired of being gay, maybe she’s just being charmed by her universe’s Black Cat, who is a man, a rather good-looking man.
They say hair holds memories, but I think it’s high time that Paz lets go.
THE CAT ISN’T THE GUY… JUST A LIL GIFT FROM HIM IS ALL.
No hate to Adrien and all but why couldn’t it be him insteaddd 😪
Bro, with the things I’m seeing on Tiktok about Miles, Gwen, Adrien, Cat Noir, and all the minors that are but not limited to superheroes, (this goes out to all the minors and adults)
I’m damn right wishing bad things happen to you ong, the amount of videos I see with that ‘Catch me in Vegas’ audio and the picture at the end is a minor (the amount of Miles and Cat Noir videos…) makes my jaw drop at the comments agreeing, saying shit like, “I’m his age tho so it’s okay,” “He’s fictional tho.” Your parents’ love for you is fictional if you think that shit, I mean it’s fine if you have a silly crush on them but borderline sexualizing minors is crazy.
But no one talks about how Gwen is being sexualized, if Miles SHOUTED that he was 15 years old, Gwen is canonically 15-16 years old, all those dumb ass videos with her having accentuated ‘assets’ and intentional dirty poses drawn, all the comments to videos related to her were nothing short of disgusting comments and only stray comments defending her age were fought with the typical “She’s fictional.”
Shipping any Hobie x Arachkids romantically is a proship even if he was said to be 17 or 19, the audio where Miles has another canon event which was watching Gwen and Hobie go at is baffling considering the fandom sees Hobie as an adult and Gwen as a teen.
I won’t comment on those people who take the time off their day to actually search for Cat Noir in the future as an adult and go for him instead because he’s rightfully an adult, the adult Bunnyx is canonically 20+ with piercings and sleeve tattoos on her arms which means that both Cat Noir and Ladybug are adults.
Some people are downright mental and if someone surprisingly reads all of this and agrees or disagrees, I honestly don’t know, let’s talk.
Okay I’m way too obsessed…
Hypothetically speaking, with her extra limbs, she’s 6’0”ft tall.
She’s 5’9”ft without the limb enhancers… AND SHE’S STILL SHORTER THAN MIGUEL
Decided that Paz looked plain asf in her old suit and thought,
“What if I just make her suit a bit scary lookin so that her Venom symbiote suit looks even scarier…”
Her outfit is based off of the Saint Andrew’s Cross Spider, with limb enhancers.
Her name is X Spider but most people call her Zebra Spider.
Haha… Gwen Stacy… haha… Gayatri Singh… hahaha… fuck you Sony.
I love Migs’ lil butterfly design thing on his original design in ITSV
My lil butterface with a tight butt.
When the Arachkids think it was a fun idea to prank Paz with red slime and a mirror to show off, they are proven wrong when they accidentally let her relive her trauma.
WARNING!!! - brief mention of cannibalism, PTSD (Post-traumatic stress disorder), I wanna give Paz a big ol’ hug for making her go through that.
This would be a sick ass cover page for Paz 🫣
The urge to just make Paz’s life miserable and traumatizing as possible after seeing her be so happy-go-lucky…
I just wanna let him break any canon event he wants…
Part three of the Amazing Adventures of Pav and Paz… (ft. Hobart and Mike)
Miguel: What happened to your wrist?
*points out the bruise on Paz’s wrist bone*
Paz: …I was playing volleyball…?
Miguel: You must suck at volleyball if you’re hands are like that.
Paz: Yeah…
-FLASHBACK-
*Lato lato noises, clank clank clank or sumn*
Pav and Hobie: GO BROWN GIRL, GO!!!
Paz: QUIT CALLING ME THAT!
*extreme lato lato noises*
*ball hits her wrist*
Paz: ARAY! MGA GAGO!
Can I please bite a chunk outta that ahh?
Part two of the Amazing Adventures of Pav and Paz… (ft. Gwen)
A lot of people pointed out that when Miles shocked Miguel on the train, his suit shut off for a bit and he was just hanging about…
Paz: So you’re saying Miguel was completely naked?!?!
Gwen: Yeah… everyone saw it-
Pav: EVERYONE SAW IT BUT NO ONE TOOK A PICTURE?!?!
Gwen: I mean everyone was busy chasing Miles and he just… shocked? him.
Paz: That’s gotta be bullshit… let’s ask Lyla.
Pav: Miles is so in for it when he gets back!
In Nueva York, after Miles almost got his head blown off in some other universe:
Miguel: So let me get this straight…
*Deep Inhale*
Miguel: You couldn’t chase after him because it burdened you?…
Paz: No… I said it was an abala-
Miguel: THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID!
Paz: AYE! IT WAS ABALA-ING ME!-
Miguel: MALDITA IDIOTA!!! RAH-
Paz: AYE, ASO! ASONG MAY RABIS!
I don’t know any better way to describe how Paz’s immunity works so I just headcanon that Miles accidentally uses venom shock when he sneezes.
