my fav thing abt tumblr is when an 18 yr old & 17 yr old are fighting & all the 17 yr olds friends are like “stop harassing a minor!!!!!!”

I mean, one is a child and the other is a grown us adult, so idk what op is trying to say

I too remember the day when I woke up, no longer a swaddled and innocent 17 year old babe, but a grizzled and aged 18 year old with an ex wife, 3 children and a mortgage.

Age groups:

Infants (0-1 year)

Toddlers (1-3 years)

Children (9-11 years)

Preteens (12-14 years)

Teenagers (15-19 years)

Young adults (20-35 years)

Middle age adults (36-59 years)

Old adults (60+)

Age groups according to tumblr:

Children (0-17 years)

Young adults (18-25 years)

Old adults (26+)

what happened to the 4-8 year olds?

Dragon Maid Headcanon 2/?

Tohru and Fafnir are best friends, like the relationship Kobayashi and Takiya have.They meet up sometimes when both Takiya and Kobayashi are working and Kanna is at school, to discuss human behaviour and just general small talk.

Tohru likes to give Fafnir relationship advice for him and Takiya, to which he always replies with how he’s not interested in that way. One day Fafnir comes to Kobayshi’s apartment to find Tohru, his face red and general behaviour completely off. Tohru offers him tea and biscuits, which he gladly accepts, before ranting to Tohru about how ‘humans are stupid and I can’t believe he didn’t pick up on my hints and subtle flirting and so I just full on kissed him and then he left oh no I fucked up what do I do’

Meanwhile Tohru sits there sipping her tea with a smug expression.

when you feel bad for being further ahead than others but also not satisfied with how far youve come in mutilating your body

(not everyone wants or can go on big boy juice or have surgery to make a yaoi stick)

@ftmtranscomic

Youre disgusting :D thanks for being transphobic!

Gay_irl

Due to corona we have 3 days of the week now:

1• Yesterday

2• Today

3• Tomorrow

this is just what having adhd is like

And there's the really important 4th day: The day of The Appointment. No one knows how far away it is, but it exists. Looming in the background, waiting to strike.

You don't! You don't spot fake systems!

Fake-claiming systems makes you an asshole! If you aren't their therapist or doctor, you have no right to judge their symptoms!

My nephew likes to play McDonald's, which is what you'd expect it to be. He says, "Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?" After you order, he says, "Okay, coming right up," and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called "Silly McDonald's," which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, "Here's your cold hamburger."

I know I'm biased, but he's a comedic genius, as far as I'm concerned.

The last time I saw him, he said, "Let's play McDonald's," so I assumed it was regular McDonald's. But then he hit me with a cold hamburger. It was Silly McDonald's the whole time. I got played.

#MildlyInteresting │ Found a very sad recipe in my mom’s old depression cookbook (via coffeeandcontemplate )

It took me a moment to realize they ‘Depression” as in the era of depression and not the emotional state of being.

this sounds like it fits the emotional state of being as well

I will say this in SWSH’s defense: I truly never understood “don’t go into the tall grass” until a pokemon twice my size started chasing me and immediately proved to be faster than I could run

if her pokemon hadn’t been there to protect her i firmly believe that the small child you play as in this game would be dead now

The Wild Area is GameFreak finally putting the old “lol a game about forcing animals to fight” thing to rest. These things want nothing more than to eat curry, get petted, and kick any ass in their line of sight.

this is an excellent addition to my post a+

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It drives me absolutely insane how people can start out with this

And end up with this

The good place is just like

*shows you personal growth* *shows you unconventional paths to love* *shows you ongoing empathy* *makes a joke about Florida* *shows you important platonic relationships* *shows you Janet*

Crochet Pokemon made by MissBajo

zap zap! 

(using ice as a conductive surface for an electric aoe attack is pretty sick)

Yoooooooo

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

I would read this in its entirety.

ao3 please

DID/multiplicity memes are some of my favorite

weird forgotten tumblr things

- don’t hug me i’m scared fandom with the humanoid notebook and clock - fluffy chicken day - those blue pictures that said ‘reblog if you’re in the ______ fandom!’ - all the tumblr island, tumblr university, etc. plans that eventually led to the planning of a tumblr convention which is what gave us the beautiful shitshow that was dashcon. the dashcon ballpit was overall tumblr’s best meme in my time on here imo, second only to sonic for real justice - tumblr trick or treating on halloween¿? - TUMBLR PROM - everyone remembers mishapocalypse but remember the all-out war that went down a year later when people couldn’t decide if there should be another one?? that was honestly almost as scary as the actual mishapocalypse - speaking of misha collins, when he posted his phone number online and this entire website collectively lost its shit. everyone had to post their text convos w/ misha - FRANCIEUM VS FORFUTUREFERENCEONLY - “the only adult supervision we have on tumblr is john green” (yikes) - the time everyone was gonna purposely not post anything the sunday after the guy who played uncle vernon in the harry potter movies died because of the quote “no post on sundays” but then everyone like……forgot and posted stuff anyway - the tumblr version of some nights by fun - moreos guy - when the 50th anniversary of doctor who fell on the same day as some one direction thing and everyone got really offended at this facebook post someone had screenshotted that said like “1d will be around way longer than ur shitty alien tv show” lmao - “swiggity swag, what’s in the bag” - when yahoo was buying tumblr and everyone was flipping shit and making posts saying shit like “yahoo better not go ToO fAR!!! they have an army, but we have a hulk!!!” honestly if i was yahoo and considering buying a website for more than a million dollars and then saw that that was what the userbase was like i would have backed the fuck out of that business deal - those “men of tumblr” posts, you know the ones i mean - when everyone hated miranda cosgrove?? was there a reason behind that or,, - back in 2013 everyone was planning to do this “tumblr day” on march 5th where you were supposed to write a big t on your hand and then if you saw anyone else with it you were supposed to “hug and exchange urls” lmao. im pretty sure no one actually did this but if that doesn’t describe the general social climate of tumblr back then idk what does