ctr;l osing

what should i get at ihop

alright.

*puts a flower behind my ear* great news, everybody! im redeemed now. i had a redemptive arc. you can trust me with the elemental shards now

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it’s called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

who else mourning the person they could've been if they were treated kindly as a child

(@egberts )

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

This video is so much better than it looks like it'll be.

King Midas's touch but it's that every time you win a prize this happens to it

The Mewdas touch.

fanfiction is like. here's a piece of my soul! here's the parts of me i didn't know what else to do with! i wrapped them up in something i love in an attempt to understand my own feelings and morals and maybe the whole world. hope you like it.

gotta admit, I'm impressed with their dedication to the bit

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

I'm obsessed with how stoic this creature turns out

born

after touching spicy foods immediately touch your eyes, penis, and vagina

WHAT

Pusheen is married?!?

PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?

Queen Of Keeping Personal And Professional Lives Seperate

SINCE WHEN IS PUSHEEN A GIRL

an absolute queen. her birthday is febuary 18th

she's Irish

It's like finding out Hello Kitty has a boyfriend all over again.

Unmute !

That’s a really good one though

King.

Hickies

like you guys have no idea. i need to thank her for her service

Not swag for me personally.

leave him alone (swag)

Down with the monarchy, swag