way i see it.. half o folks r just tryin to make it ta sundown
n the other half... just trying to make it to sunup

way i see it.. half o folks r just tryin to make it ta sundown
n the other half... just trying to make it to sunup
Handler Walter, 621, Michigan, and Redguns
V.IV Rusty, Arquebus, destroyed the juggernaut
Watchpoint Alpha, Sulla, holy shit it's Balteus
Grid eight six, Chatty Stick, Cinder Carla
Coral surge, Ice Worm, ALLMIND, Swinburne
Iguazu, Another Sortie, IBIS Series Cel 240
V.II Snail, Augmented, Xylem was a Spaceship
Laser gun, laser lance, AP at 50 percent!
We didn't start the fire
We kept the cinders burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
i need to change my name again on account of it not being me, kind of attached to the idea of having no name but the thing about that is that everyone just calls me the old one. so. this is the first time ive had to like, put work into naming usually it just emerges from the interior. so i gotta pick a cool name not too cool that ppl think it's fake but just enough. im thinking something really dope like Shadowfang or Grunch but im open to suggestions
Winter's Bone
Idk why but I kinda fell off eggs. Like I haven't made eggs in months. I'm gonna fry an egg.
I said this and then I ate yogurt and forgot to make eggs. What is this brain block I have around eggs.
Idk why but I kinda fell off eggs. Like I haven't made eggs in months. I'm gonna fry an egg.
Dude fuck this fucking worm
dodge everything and wait for it to rear up and point its face at you. you don’t do useful damage otherwise so you dont need to worry about lining up shots until it gives you one for free
No I get the point of the fight it just gives you the tiniest fucking window to hit it and then gives you a weapon that has like a 2 second delay before firing lmao. I did beat it it's just annoying to retry every time when you know it's not a serious threat just annoying.
Playing the Balteus fight music over work speakers and terminator visioning every customer who walks in
i have posted previously on this blog about how backhoe operators are the closest thing we currently have to mecha pilots. after further consideration, i would like to revise this somewhat: backhoes are the closest thing we currently have to mechas, but the best modern analogue for mecha pilots are lesbians who (correctly) wax poetic about how their straps are extensions of their bodies
Don't forget the repressedly traumatized drone operators!
Can't come in boss. Got the deathblight sorry. Yeah, festering spikes piercing my abdomen, yada yada.
Yeah all right armored core is pretty good
Commencing hostilities.
Soulsborne games: if you are perfect, you cannot be hurt.
Armored Core: even if you are perfect, you will still be hurt, but you will survive.