“you can’t hold superheroes to real-world standards” is good advice, except when it comes to characters that i, personally, do not like. of course i’m not going to blame bruce for having a succession of twelve-year-old sidekicks, but you bet your ass i’m gonna castigate charles for training a bunch of sixteen-year-olds.
Every time, Emma–
every time we get pushed further into a corner… they’ll never stop coming.
We have been feared and hunted… we have become endangered… we are so very few. And still, they keep coming for us. Now, even at our most powerful, even when we do the favor of remaking the earth into a more livable place, even then…
Mankind feels bold enough to send their heroes here to steal our innocent–to take away our tomorrow…
I’ve finally figured out why… it’s them.
Men know that regardless of their endless sins against mutants, their heroes will protect them. They will do what their leaders think needs to be done.
I will tolerate it no longer, Emma. It changes now.
No more Avengers.
Theres a specific type of male thot on instagram and they all have too many rings and look at the camera weird
Insane that these are all different people
I need to post this one last time before Tumblr bans all nipples
we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we?
Oh my god I feel old
ACHIEVEMENT HAUNTER: 1.02 — The Hanging Jail ⤷ I’m getting pissed off. What kind of man are you, Joe? Molton? Anyone, anyone who can hear me! Make yourself known.
Tom Hardy on his glorious Myspace photos, particularly this gold.
Tom Hardy is a fucking icon like this is such a cool message that he’s not even intentionally trying to spread. He’s just like, “I look good in that photo, I feel good in that photo, whats wrong with that?”.
how’s your day going? okay? i’m here to fix that!
bye!
“He’s more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.” ― Emily Brontë
honestly if you wouldn’t bond with a symbiote you’re a fucking idiot, like you get unbelievably powerful and sexy and all you have to do is what? not go in fire or listen to noises that sound bad? newsflash idiot i already dont go in fire or listen to noises that sound bad. dumbass. you gotta eat some living flesh once in a while? whatever dude easy shit
you dont even need to do that its canon that the symbiotes just need one chemical from people and its also found in chocolate so you get to be huge and sexy and eat a bunch of chocolate
why do things aimed at “gamers” look like that
look like what?
you fucking leave reaper out of this
