POOL BOY AT THE VAMPIRE MANSION

HELP i think i just found the funniest thing ever

average hobby for an upstairs neighbour

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

Chicago, 1967.

Congrats to the gay firefighters I would kill real people to have castiel kiss a man on the mouth and you got it for free

nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

"don't mass reblog/like :/" coward. fool. somebody just went through and liked and reblogged 64 things from my blog in the span of half an hour at most. and i've never felt more alive in my life

guy left at work today and someone replied to his goodbye email with this

It's called rock music because you will be rocking to the music.

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary

THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING 2001 | dir. Peter Jackson

The sink is designed to contain the faucet. The faucet is built to test the limits of the sink. This is what's known as a relationship, or dynamic, or something

just discovered spotify’s ‘daylist’ playlists and the names are so funny. pls reblog and put your daylist name in the tags !!!

crazy stuff happening in this post-destiel era

KNOCKED UP (“Brokeback Mountain” Deleted Scene) | 2007 | dir. Judd Apatow

i do think of this any time i type "yayy"