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theres a horse loose in the hospital

@cydonianking

31, he/him/they
pretty fly for a straight guy

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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You will never reach America in a boat with outboard engines unless you refuel 20 times.

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walterwhite58

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

ads targeted to men: this product will NOT make you gay seriously

Just saw the word "underfed" written down and spent a good ten seconds trying to imagine what the state of being "derfed" could possibly be, and how one would go about undoing it, before it clicked.

"WW1 soldiers were underfed" fuck man... Not only they sent them off to a war, but then they took their derf away too?? Fucked up

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

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beetledrink

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

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beetledrink

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

why is this image on my dash unironically

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iheartgrass

this is tight

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fullhousedeathcult2006

this is dope as fuck

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jackiechanadventures

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty.

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jackiechanadventures

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

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philosophicgay

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

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shockeringloomtown

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

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ultragayforgirls

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty