theres a horse loose in the hospital

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

You will never reach America in a boat with outboard engines unless you refuel 20 times.

all the photos of him are like this, I love that this guy understood he had been born with the face of a wizard or axe murderer and just leaned fully into it

he knew EXACTLY what he was doing

he got what he wanted

Also

She is rash

She is unrepentant

From the book “The Best of LIFE (magazine)” 1975

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

trips and falls and i just dont get up after

im not dead or anything i just dont feel like getting up

how strange it is to be anything at all

can you curry anything else or is it just favor

tim

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

ads targeted to men: this product will NOT make you gay seriously

Just saw the word "underfed" written down and spent a good ten seconds trying to imagine what the state of being "derfed" could possibly be, and how one would go about undoing it, before it clicked.

"WW1 soldiers were underfed" fuck man... Not only they sent them off to a war, but then they took their derf away too?? Fucked up

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

tra la la la la

why is this image on my dash unironically

this is tight

this is dope as fuck

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty.

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty