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Kat🦇

@cybrfang

I hyperfixate on things Ask's are NOT closed, but I'm gonna be a limp little procrastinating bitch about it yo
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sakura: i love you guys, you're the best thing that ever happened to me
naruto: we are the best things that ever happened to you?
sakura: yes
sasuke: i feel very sorry for you

Naruto: *ordering cake over the phone*

Shop employee: and what would you like your cake to say?

Naruto, covering the phone to look at Sakura and Sasuke: do we want a talking cake??

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sakura: you guys put aside everything and came all this way for me? how did you even get here so fast? naruto: several traffic violations sasuke: three counts of resisting arrest sai: roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks kakashi: also, that’s not our car
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Sakura: You were stabbed, Sasuke-kun. Do you remember anything?
Sasuke: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Sakura: Huh? You didn't ride the ambulance. I drove you here.
Sasuke: ? I swear I remember hearing the siren.
Sakura: Ah. That wasn't the siren, that was just Naruto screaming.
Naruto: I was panicking, okay!