everyone when i roll up
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zhou enlai stealing food from nixon, marking the beginning of chinas imperialist domination of america
Why do gif search engines only have the most millenial normcore shit
If I could kill you through the internet you’d be dead
If tumblr was better there would be a specialized gif search and its all shit like this
from what I've seen, there are exactly Three Jobs hiring at any given time. they are:
- senior logistics strategist at Hewlett Packard. $140,000 / year. requirements: three separate MBAs, fifteen years of business experience, no "ethnic" grandparents, unearned sense of confidence
- "customer success ambassador" at Glurp. $70,000 / year, give or take, since 90% of your pay is based on commission. requirements: associate's degree, no experience, has never heard the phrase "pyramid scheme," no sense of shame
- part-time server at Le Bon Mot. $15-$16/hr depending on level of experience. must work weekends, overnight shifts, holidays, while asleep. requirements: you will let customers spit on you.
shaved pits make me so sad like I understand but I wish you didn't feel that way. I want you to live
you have a sickness of the soul. May you find peace
me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin
the nefarious anglerfish:
