and my man thank you to my man 🤭
aggressivehugfucking
hey (with the intention of drooling on your dick all night)
a lot of people who shit on x reader could never write it even if they tried because it's genuinely very complex to write well narratively in a way i dont think shipfic with two pre-determined characters is not
imagine walking around with these two beside you 😩🤚🏻 scary masked boyfriends privilege <3
but in reality —in private, they’re big softies for you
a man with a helmet or mask that he never takes off is infinitely more sexy than an attractive man who sometimes wears a helmet. it’s about the mystery. the mystique. is there nothing under there or a monster under there or a scary looking guy (all three uniquely charming). you’ll never know. it’s also doubly attractive if he takes his shirt off but keeps the helmet on. you agree
WHINY TOPS MY GGOOODDDDD NGHH
LIKE theyre 9 inches deep in you and whining like a little slut WOOO HM.FHGG..
His new skin 👀👀👀👀
Two sleeves!?
Tiddies?!
Hands?!?!?!
B U L G E⁉️‼️⁉️
being really sensitive to spicy food while also being hispanic sucks ‘cause i could pass on the salsa once and hear “damn you really white washed” from WHITE PEOPLE for the rest of the day
“x reader is so cringe.” to YOU. im reading this shit and having a ball ‼️
I need my hair pulled roughly from behind while someone whispers 'my love' into my ear
foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929
Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it
