they are sitting and pondering
what was i made for?
“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland
noise cancelling headphones aren’t enough i need everyone to die
I think laudna should get to have fangs, just as a treat
campaign 3 episode 66 leaked scene (REAL)
I wish I was a victim of a bear attack and died in the most gruesome way possible just cause
the guests looking at imogen/laudna at any point in this entire arc
tumblr staff says that if we don't buy $17,000 in crabs by 10 p.m. the whole website is going to be shut down by hotel management and all the guests are going to have to go home
These spot the difference games are getting harder
using tumblr age 14: i am going to end misogyny reblogging pastel art about choice feminism
using tumblr age 23: [in the tags of a poll] SPINACH SWEEP🔥🔥🍃💪🏼💯
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Krakoa is kinda insane if you think about it for more than 5 seconds. Like a hero group just fucked off to an island and made an ethnostate imagine if Tony Stark did that
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the difference is tony stark is not part of an oppressed genetic minority hope this helps <3
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@terrigender ik you ain’t talking w inhuman in your bio
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Just because I’m inhuman doesn’t mean I agree with every single thing the Royal Family does. Funny how every inhuman seems to get that but every mutant I’ve ever met has to deep throat Xavier’s entire dick and balls
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don’t you have a genocidal mist to vape
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OP really thinks that their highly stratified eugenics based caste system is equivalent to an independent socialist mutant nation made to protect us from extinction
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That is a vast oversimplification of the very delicate political situation in Attilan and honestly you really shouldn’t be speaking on this without at least a base understanding of inhuman culture
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girl i dont gaf go back to the moon
the weird little girl to strange little man pipeline
this is so unrelatable that i'm going to talk to my therapist about how much i don't relate to this
ok. do you like need something or
They didn't have the basket robens mint ice cream at heebers so I had to get ben10 jerries and it's okay I guess but it's kinda awful. It's like it's not mint chocolate but it's also not toothpaste flavored, it's some nothing else.
can anyone hear me. where am i
PSA: bot comments are taking over ao3
The above examples have been provided with the authors' permission to demonstrate what these look like.
Basic rundown:
- They are all 3 sentences long
- Perfect grammar, capitalization, and punctuation
- Like absolutely flawless English teacher-style writing with only a single exclamation mark, ever
- No mentions whatsoever of character names, settings, situations, or anything that could be tied to the story
- The usernames may be identical to people who exist on ao3, but the name is not clickable, and no profile is associated with it EXCEPT when you directly search for that name. What this means: the comments come from an unregistered (not logged in) reader, bots scrape the site for real usernames, attach that to the comment, and post
Please spread the word about this so authors can filter comments and report them accordingly
There has been some speculation about why this is happening at all, and the best guess is that this is a feature that AI-training story-scraping tools are implementing to try and make their browsing traffic look legitimate
what fresh hell is this?