Kitten MMA.

#Worldstarviciousfight360noscopetheworldsgonnaendohnoes

“I’m so sick of your sh*t, Carl.”

Damn, save some for the rest of us

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

unstoppable force vs immovable object

starcrossed lovers

a challenger approaches:

these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings

gas station dude: raw physical power 

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect

scooter man: unstoppable libido

A knight, a mage, and a bard

retweet if you’re GAY, you’re CONCERNED ABOUT THE BEES, or if you WANNA DIE

How to nail an interview. (by Nathan W. Pyle)

Reblog with your favourite garnet moment in the tags

(via annagrayy)

reblog & put an inside joke in the tags

the tags on this post are solid gold

My content gets shittier every day.

When the bartender cuts you off… (via gatsbythegolden_)

neapolitan cerberus

GOOD. QUALITY. CONTENT.

I need this. so badly. please.

wednesday night mood

old fashioned breakcore

My son off the shits!!

“well, it seems we are at an impasse.”

“so we are. carry on, cat”

“same to you, bird.”

They literally were in an awkward situation

I love how the bird leaves like “well, I best be hitting the dusty trail”

OH-

Mark Edward Fischbach // June 28, 1989

I missed my cinnamon rolls bday :( Happy late birthday MARK!!!

Go to sleep)

oh. alright then. Night everyone

Reblog if your full name has the letter E in it or if you hate Mondays or if you frequently wish you were dead

It’s like a game of “guess which one made me hit the reblog button”

a 500 word short story with the same plot as your novel that explores how quickly the problem could be solved by sonic the hedgehog

knuckles gamgee