i love posting at irregular hours to keep my followers on their toes

this is a very special dog, only for people online right now

Why is that dog wearing micky mouse ears?

The dog actually had the ears first. Mickey Mouse ripped him off

- n.c. // I looked back today, and my heart is hurting again.

[I told you, hon, I’m not a real person. This is my job.]

in the club balding

is this normal

anytime i see a person in public giving off indications that they're nervous (biting nails scratching their face etc..) i grab them by the shoulders and throw them really far away

a 5’7” white boy has been reported doing wall pushups outside a 7/11

now something bad is happening

jesus christ

he falled down

I will socialize I will grow up I will open myself up for new people I will split an atom with my teeth I will drive through red lights I will talk about my feelings I will cry at work I will read the assigned reading I will call my mom I will ferment in my room I will answer an email I will paint my nails red I will use the big knife I will yell

what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

i can’t believe he was elected after he did this

laundry day once more

One time I was DMing a campaign where the players walked into that tavern every campaign has and one of the patrons was a Mindflayer wearing a very bad human disguise who insisted his name was Johnald Humanman. And they were just like "Oh, okay. Well, that's his business" and didn't interact with Johnald Humanman at all.

I planned for a lot of eventualities but I never planned for a D&D party being polite

I once had a DM tell us that we completed a quest line about 3 sessions earlier than he expected because we got told by a group of lizardfolk that “nobody goes to that part of the swamp” and all went “huh, ok! Thanks for the warning” and just didn’t go

Jase Roe works for the Homeward Bound shelter in minneapolis MN, Homeward bound is asking for donations of shoes, clothes and other items.

Jase Roe uses she/her or they/them pronouns

below is the link she mentions in the video

[Audio transcript at the request of @yehudah]

Jase: "Hello! How's it going? So my name is Jase Roe, and I work at Homeward Bound. We are a Native American shelter in Minneapolis, Minnesota; we have 50 beds and we're a low-barrier, harm reduction-based shelter, which means that we allow people into our shelter if they've been using or if they've been drinking, and we do not tell them that they need to leave. They cannot use onsite, however, but but they can come under the influence, and they have a safe, warm bed--especially here in Minnesota, it gets really cold, right?

Why I'm making this video (and I've made plenty in the past) is, I'm asking for donations for Homeward Bound--the shelter I work at--if you look in my bio, you will see a Amazon wish list. You can click on that wish list and just select items, and it'll be sent right here to 2012 South Cedar Avenue, in Minneapolis, MN, area--ah zip code 55404. Our phone number here is 612-354-7352, my name is Jase Roe, I'm a case manager here. And What I'm asking for today is just donations. Donations of jeans, and sweatshirts, we need smaller sizes for men, but also larger sizes, XXL, XL--these are sweatshirts that I have--I also have some personal supply items here for our residents, and these are hats and gloves. I'm gonna show you what we also have--

We also have all these items here, so these are plenty of boots and shoes. We will need some snow shoes; these are jackets that we have right now, along with some snow pants, and then also what we have here--[referring to a photo] there I am--we also have some more women's items. So we need some women's thermals, and we need some more women's, kinda, warmer tops. So what I'm asking is basically, so, for people to please go and clean out your, like, closets. If you have gently used items, and you're in Minneapolis or St Paul, we would love to have you stop by here, Monday through Friday, any time during the day up until 4 o' clock. On the weekends, feel free to stop here during the day too. You can always give me a call too, 612-479-8744, that's my personal cell, so don't blow it up! But you can call and ask me questions about the shelter or anything, our needs, and I am here--if I don't get back to you I will call you back or send you a text. So yeah, Homeward Bound! We need donations, please! We would really love them. And we appreciate all the love and support that we've gotten so far--the handmade hats, the gloves, man we've had notebooks and a lot of things sent to us. So--but we are a shelter and we always will have a need. So thank you so much! We love you guys, and I love you guys. Aho."

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY 19 YEARS AGO TODAY….

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i love werewolves. growing up as a kid i felt like something sickly and beastly masquerading as a human girl and i was mortified by it. now, i think a lot of my issues could be resolved by the ability to morph into a large dog

help

decriminalize:

criminalize: 

oh my god

im going to explode in the kiln