EVEN THE CLOWNS DEEM YOU UNWORTHY OF THEIR WEAKEST PIES
when castoria uses her fairy eyes on oberon they're always active and she can see that no matter what he says he is lying but unlike all other fairies there is no malice whatsoever behind his words just an all consuming feeling of emptiness that washes over her no matter if oberon talks happily or sadly. on the other hand castorias eyes dont work on guda because when they say that they dont have issues and are perfectly fine there is a warping in the space around them because Clearly They Are Not Fine but guda believes in it so much due to their sheer will to survive that it may was well be true
whats so funny about the garden of lost will segment to me is that guda gets trapped in a nightmare labyrinth specifically designed to make someone lose their will to fight by having custom made nightmares drown them in their own doubts and pity and guda actually comes out of it Better for having undergone that. guda has done nothing but fight for so long that even though they know they want to live they struggle to actually come up with a reason for why and the garden backfires because what guda always wanted to hear was someone tell them that they dont Have to take on this impossible burden, they dont have to carry the weight of the world because their failure doesnt automatically mean that the rest of the world dies. its ok to give up, theyve done enough. but in doing so that only strengthens gudas resolve by reminding them that even if the grand order conflict, the lostbelts, and everything in-between wasnt a fight they chose, they did choose to live even if it meant fighting. giving up would be a game over, but seeing this through to the end, even if it tears them up from the inside out, would be the game complete
#therapy was too expensive so they invested in the nightmare simulator. results may vary
On a rational level, Ereshkigal knows why Ishtar came to her, all these years ago- she's not blind to how pityful she looks, thank you very much. But that act had only filled her with rage. She is Ereskigal, the Queen of Kur! The sole ruler of this place. She couldn't take a break. She couldn't just rest. How would the world function, otherwise? Who would hold the overworld, if not her?
The blizzard rages around her like a wounded beast. Here stands the master, that master she thought she'd never see again. Knee-deep in snow, fresh bruises on their skin. Off to save the world. Again.
(They should have been safe they should have been happy THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN SAFE THEY SHOULD HAVE THEY SHOULD HAVE-)
Her body crumbles, this world's magic too weak to bind her to the world of the living. Her body crumbles, and the master mouths thank you.
Her body crumbles, and she sees them smile, and for the first time in three thousand years, she understands what motivated her sister.
What if Morgan fell in love with Mash again. What in in Chaldea she got to fight alongside this knight of the shield and it echoed. What if she got to dick around and hang out with her in more casual settings and found herself feeling at peace around Mash. What if the queen of winter alienated from all found herself seeking Mash's company in her free times. What if this woman who killed her emotions felt joy and desire and love again. What if Morgan fell in love with Mash again. What then.
Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread
is there anyone out there with a nyt cooking subscription
will they send me the chamomile tea cake with strawberry icing recipe
This buttery, chamomile tea-scented loaf is a sweet pop symphony, the Abba of cakes. A pot of flowery, just-brewed chamomile isn’t required for drinking with slices of this tender loaf but is strongly recommended. In life and in food, you always need balance: A sip or two of the grassy, herbal tea between bites of this cake counters the sweetness, as do freeze-dried strawberries, which lend tartness and a naturally pink hue to the lemony glaze. This everyday loaf will keep on the counter for 3 to 4 days; be sure the cut side is always well wrapped.
Ingredients Yield: One 9-inch loaf ½ cup/115 grams unsalted butter 2 tablespoons/6 grams chamomile tea (from 4 to 6 tea bags), crushed fine if coarse 1 cup/240 milliliters whole milk Nonstick cooking spray 1 cup/200 grams granulated sugar ½ teaspoon coarse kosher salt 2 large eggs 1 large lemon 2 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract 1½ cups/192 grams all-purpose flour 1 cup/124 grams confectioners’ sugar ½ cup/8 grams freeze-dried strawberries
Preparation Step 1 In a small saucepan, melt the butter over medium heat. Add 1 tablespoon chamomile to a large mixing bowl. Pour the hot melted butter over the chamomile and stir. Set aside to steep and cool completely, about 1 hour. Step 2 Use the same saucepan (without washing it out) to bring the milk to a simmer over medium-high heat, keeping watch so it doesn’t boil over. Remove from the heat, and stir the remaining 1 tablespoon chamomile into the hot milk. Set aside to steep and cool completely, about 1 hour. Step 3 Heat oven to 350 degrees. Grease a 9-by-5-inch loaf pan with the nonstick cooking spray and line with parchment paper so the long sides of the pan have a couple of inches of overhang to make lifting the finished cake out easier. Step 4 Add the sugar and salt to the bowl with the butter, and whisk until smooth and thick, about 1 minute. Add the eggs, 1 at a time, vigorously whisking to combine after each addition. Zest the lemon into the bowl; add the baking powder and vanilla, and whisk until incorporated. Add the flour and stream in the milk mixture while whisking continuously until no streaks of flour remain. Step 5 Transfer the batter to the prepared pan and bake until a skewer or cake tester inserted in the center comes out clean (a few crumbs are OK, but you should see no wet batter), 40 to 45 minutes. Cool in the pan on a rack for 30 minutes. Step 6 While the cake cools, make the icing: Into a medium bowl, squeeze 2 tablespoons juice from the zested lemon, then add the confectioners’ sugar. Place the dehydrated strawberries in a fine-mesh sieve set over the bowl and, using your fingers, crush the brittle berries and press the red-pink powder through the sieve and into the sugar. (The more you do this, the redder your icing will be.) Whisk until smooth. Step 7 If needed, run a knife along the edges of the cake to release it from the pan. Holding the 2 sides of overhanging parchment, lift the cake out and place it on a plate, cake stand or cutting board. Discard the parchment. Pour the icing over the cake, using a spoon to push the icing to the edges of the cake to encourage the icing to drip down the sides dramatically. Cool the cake completely and let the icing set.
We out here torrenting recipes now? Reblog
I’m not in the Monster High or Monster As Teenager adjacent fandoms, but has anyone done “Daughter of The Thing (1982)” and it looks like just a teenaged girl version of Kurt Russell? No tendrils, no tentacles, just a girl with this exact fit and hair
She swears that she isn’t the daughter of The Thing (1982). She’s a totally normal human you guys. She shouldn’t even be at this school. She likes normal human things like not having her blood tested.
Riley J. LaCosa, foreign exchange student who speaks fluent Norwegian and can build fantastical sci-fi devices out of junk. She is very afraid of fire.
“You don’t like being set on fire and you won’t let me cut your hand open to test your blood. Those are The Thing (1982) things!”
“Those are normal things for a human being to not want to have happen to them.”
she be just like me fr...
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"Revenant" is an indie animated series that is currently in development!
It's about cyborgs, vampires, and otherwise normal people in a world recovering from catastrophe. It's inspired by the likes of Metal Gear Solid, Death Stranding, Berserk, Final Fantasy, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, and much much more, with visuals inspired by the PS1
The first prologue/pilot episode is aiming for a 2023 release, keep an eye out!
It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc
I think I may have made it seem like this is about wholesome content (which my sentiment towards that is the same) but most of the time when I see this stuff people are being ridiculed for being completely normal. And I didn’t make up any of these examples btw, I couldn’t find the dance one but only because there are too many videos of people being recorded at cross walks
(Faces censored and additional text added by me)
Im gonna add this to every post about this i see im never gonna shut up about it. This will get people killed. This will ruin lives. More people live in hiding than you think. So many people are one post away from having to abandon their whole lives. Dont ever post anything of anyone without their consent, stranger or not.
I am a photographer. It is my job to go into schools and take candid photos for the yearbook.
The number of kids that are on a 'do not photograph' list isn't large, but it is a non-zero number. If that kid is even out of focus in the background, we do not use that photo.
If a child shows even the tiniest bit upset that there's a person in the room with a camera, I do not take their photo.
At pop culture conventions, I ask people if I can take their photo. Or if I take a candid of them, I track them down and give them my info and get th3ir consent before posting.
At events like parties, concerts, performances, consent is generally implied because these are photographed events, but if an attendee approaches me and tells me to crop them out then I crop them out.
This makes street photography tedious, but I learned in my very first job as a camp counselor that people have very good reasons for not wanting their photo publicized. There are kids in the foster system with abusive parents. There are adults with stalkers. There are people who might be a witness to a crime.
Even outside of this- I've seen how private persons become memes against their will just by going out in public. Some people are super not normal about meme fame.
Leave people alone. The world is complicated. Make your own content.
ok i wanted to look up if this is true and this is so god damned funny
who even figured this shit out how do you discover this
you guys see the word 'shuckle' and reblog, huh?
Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance
*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.
Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu! Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color) Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup
pixelvted
fucking oh god
hollyfleur
FUCK I WANT
@midnightstarlightwrites pick your poison boss
Omg definitely Vaporeon but if I was being extra indulgent I’d try Eevee 😂
lagonegirl
You should share this for people in DC and close to you!!
Black Community we have to be careful. Protect our Girls! Spread this!
4mysquad
IMPORTANT!!!!
Signal Boost!
cartnsncreal
Reblog to save life
This kind of stuff is so common in Mexico, in the best case is just a pyramid scam but thanks to this post I know they may be sex trafficking
F-ing Boost!
as a rather recent update ive finally started my comic Holy Heck!! 🖤 here is the first page so far~
atm its only on tapas, feel free to go like & subscribe to get notifs when i update tho!
