@cyberphuck / cyberphuck.tumblr.com
My name is Jack Daniels “Jaydee” Mizutani, Cyberphuck on Tumblr and Suicidesauce most other places. I’m an author and a shitposter and a grump. Occasionally I explode into a blinding flash of incandescent rage but that has been happening less over time. I write erotica and fanfiction, sometimes at the same time.
what the hell this one goes into the art tag too
*slam dunks this into the art tag*
I know it's because the modern fandom of people still obsessed with FFT in 2023 is not centralized around tumblr and because those same people have so much more to talk about that has actual Substance to it because FFT has great characters and story beats and a million "what if"s to consider etc etc
but we don't talk enough about the simple humor and or badassery or even emotional toll there is within Ramza's quintessential "Unique" class abilities being that he is willing to just say fuck it and fucking SCREAM.
Not "just" scream, but fucking LET IT OUT AT THE TOP OF HIS FUCKING LUNGS SO HARD IT BUFFS HIM TO HELL AND BACK AND TURNS HIM INTO A SCREAMING (probably crying) WRECKING BALL OF DESTRUCTION.
Like yeah yeah, Ramza has great morals and a story that explores his evolving reasoning towards the world he lives in as he experiences intense disillusionment towards that world and how it was once presented to him, but also that fucker gets into a fight for what he believes in and in between playing it cool and trying to convince others to see reason he looks at Dragoons and monsters and lucavi and goes "You know what, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!
and beats the shit out of them.
Then he yells at his friend so hard it scares them into moving faster.
The unofficial policy at our parks department on unused persons camping in the parks is that if you see one no you didnt, and I think that's a good policy.
Unused persons?
"What is that?"
"What is what"
"Over there, near the picnic table. Is that a person...?"
"Oh, shit. We've got to get back to the truck. Come on, don't look at it don't look at it just turn and walk calmly..."
"No, listen, it's just some dude-- hey, you doin alright over there? Aren't your arms getting tired?"
"Greg, NO--"
"GREG!! OH GOD!! RANGER STATION, IT'S LARRY, WE'VE GOT AN UNUSED PERSON IN THE PARK, IT'S GOT GREG, IM TRYING TO GET BACK TO THE TRUCK BUT HE NEEDS HELP, MAN, IT RIPPED OFF HIS-- AAAAGGHGHGGGGHHKKKKKLLLLLLL"
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Someone shared a tiktok skit on my dash of Yusuke Urameshi being a thug who squares up to fight anyone who challenges him.
And like. Yes, that is literally what his character is supposed to be. The "[subject] Be Like" meme is supposed to be an exaggeration of what you're trying to humorously portray, not a straight description.
Yusuke Urameshi be like: "you wanna fight? You wanna fight?? Let's go motherfucker, I'll kick your ass! I'll kick all of your asses! I'll invite your friends to the movies and buy them popcorn and a drink and then kick their asses! How's your sick grandma doing? Oh, she passed away, my condolences! I'm gonna go punch her picture on the family altar!!"
And so on.
To do the "be like" meme effectively (at least if you're trying to be funny) you want to ramp up into absurdity. The shorter your skit or post, the faster that ramp up has to be.
tl;dr I saw a tiktok and it was so unfunny I had to write an essay about it
u seem like the kind of girly who would benefit from waking up on a cold morning in seattle with the scent of seawater breezing thru ur window and u wake up and ur just wearing an oversized sweater and the chill raises the hairs on the back of your neck and u wander downstairs and have yogurt and fruit and the windows are foggy with mist and raindrops. And you step outside barefoot and the wind rustles ur hair a little as the grey sky welcomes u awake. idk.
Wait, I’m going out into the freezing rain barefoot with no pants on?
Sorry, couldn’t get the image out of my head.
trying to reblog cute mini stories on tumblr with Jaydee as your mutual be like
Hi friend! <3 on the subject of 3 card spreads, do the cards have anything notable to say about anything related to my mental space/ my impending visit home? 👀 and if that’s too specific just about, idk, the state of my life in general… I don’t know much about Tarot but I’m curious to learn!
Someone is lurking in the shadows, waiting to fuck you up.
After scrolling through youtube for fifteen minutes, I realized that I don't want to watch something; I want someone else to be in the room watching something while I do something else.
u seem like the kind of girly who would benefit from waking up on a cold morning in seattle with the scent of seawater breezing thru ur window and u wake up and ur just wearing an oversized sweater and the chill raises the hairs on the back of your neck and u wander downstairs and have yogurt and fruit and the windows are foggy with mist and raindrops. And you step outside barefoot and the wind rustles ur hair a little as the grey sky welcomes u awake. idk.
Wait, I’m going out into the freezing rain barefoot with no pants on?
Sorry, couldn’t get the image out of my head.
trying to reblog cute mini stories on tumblr with Jaydee as your mutual be like
anyway if anyone wants a free tarot reading so I can get to know the cards a little better send me an ask (I check about once a day) one card pull or three card spread (past, present, future), include your name (or what you want to be called) and the general gist of what you're asking about is helpful but not required (you'll get a more personalized interpretation if I have context on what you're asking, otherwise you'll just get the broad meaning of the cards) I can only do so many self readings before my deck gets tired of me
Here's my ass in its own post
u seem like the kind of girly who would benefit from waking up on a cold morning in seattle with the scent of seawater breezing thru ur window and u wake up and ur just wearing an oversized sweater and the chill raises the hairs on the back of your neck and u wander downstairs and have yogurt and fruit and the windows are foggy with mist and raindrops. And you step outside barefoot and the wind rustles ur hair a little as the grey sky welcomes u awake. idk.
Wait, I’m going out into the freezing rain barefoot with no pants on?
Sorry, couldn’t get the image out of my head.
u seem like the kind of girly who would benefit from waking up on a cold morning in seattle with the scent of seawater breezing thru ur window and u wake up and ur just wearing an oversized sweater and the chill raises the hairs on the back of your neck and u wander downstairs and have yogurt and fruit and the windows are foggy with mist and raindrops. And you step outside barefoot and the wind rustles ur hair a little as the grey sky welcomes u awake. idk.
Wait, I’m going out into the freezing rain barefoot with no pants on?
I was trying to figure out where I'd seen the particular expression that I wanted, then suddenly realized it was from this.
I finally finished my disability application. You know when you finally do something you've been putting off forever and you sit back and go "well! That wasn't that hard!"
That was not true for this.
Spent three hours on a sketch. Finished! Pull back to admire it. It looks like garbage!
