the robots have taken over the navy

there must be a better place you could be doing that

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

me & the mutuals

Soft body + rigid body physics test with Porygon and Porygon2

@galvantual

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

does twitter user chaddington know that i have thought about "mine supply of cheese whales" sporadically for the last TWO YEARS

Okay but true

i know ive been talking about joltik a lot recently but i genuinely think its the cutest pokemon ever. look at him

Pro-Capitalist’s defense of capitalism is just explaining how it works, and then when you say “yes I know, I just think it shouldn’t be like that” they explain it to you again but angrier this time

They say “It’s fair because the people who own capital earn all the rewards” and then you say “I dont think owning capital entitles you to all the profits” and then their brain short circuits

“He invested capital”

“Yes and then a thousand other people did work while he sat around and profited.”

“But… he invested capital….”

they literally CAN NOT FATHOM that I know how capitalism works and just oppose it on moral grounds

you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

Sorry man i can't hang out today. Yeah i'm being put down. Yeah it's probably gonna be all day. Sorry

You know who else is being put down?

I'm so sorry muscle man

isopods are just little  guys of the earth

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

Shoutout to @grimreapersprint​ for actually exploring/explaining each of these in our discord! Here are her findings:

I really want a playlist populated by all this

I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain

WHAT'S THIS? IT'S THE GREAT GATSBY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

hold on

I'm working on it

wheres winnie the pooh

i wish not to expose him to the horrors of combat

“It’s an easy mistake to make. He’s effeminate and therefore we think he’s weak, but that man sits in pubs and clubs and houses and hotels, telling all the world about his homosexuality out loud, all day long. It doesn’t matter who’s listening - priests or housewives or landlords or anyone. He tells the truth and he doesn’t care. No-one else does that.”

- A Very English Scandal

so my little cousin decided to put our cats into her dollhouse

oh god no sensory experience compares to playing mancala. like the little stones. the perfect wooden wells. the satisfaction of the dropping noises. it’s like heaven

maybe you should kiss a cat on its tiny little head then you'll feel better

ptah! ptah!! hair in my mouf

Was she wrong?

That’s the biggest round loaf bun I’ve ever seen