Jake

I had a dream that the Tumblr staff said there was going to be a big update and we all started complaining but then the day of the update came and everything looked the same and everyone started scrambling to find what changed and then someone posted a supernatural gif about the situation and was immediately and publicly executed and it turns out the update was “if you mention Supernatural in the year of our lord 2021, we will kill you” and then we were like “this is the only good update we’ve ever gotten” and then we just. continued sh*tposting

masturbating out of boredom is my passion

did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that??

“and how are you paying for your preordered copy of “Super Rad And Probably Very Dangerous Beasts And Where To Totally Find Them” by Rubeus Hagrid?

“with deez knuts”

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes please send help

oh no i dropped my motivation and have no desire to pick it up

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

he-man was right. whats going on

what would happen if you smoked nirnroot

weed LITERALLY too loud

"oh they'll NEVER know that i'm high" *glowing slightly and emitting a faint high-pitched sound*

wyd when the whiterun guards come up to your carriage with ye windows down and asks you for your horse liscense but the nirns got you astrally projecting to the heart of lorkhan

who is tim horton and why does everyone in canada know him

oh ya timmy’s just a good bud there eh

what does this say

its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

i love how much attitude the red m&m has but i think id rather be the yellow m&ms friend

i got broken up with the moment i posted this by the way. no hard feelings at all but i think it makes it funnier

the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like

as opposed to your vast personal expertise in romance?

I heard biden is gonna take our cocks away

goodbye forever

what am i doing with my life?

why are burns and smithers on the ceiling