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thedaniverse

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

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chuckyzoopa

It’s an awesome idea tho

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weareoracle

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

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lianabrooks
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I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

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honeybeejohn

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”

@lady-redshield-writes this seems up your alley

This isn’t just up my alley, it’s traveled all the way down the alley, through my front door, and is sitting on my couch. I love this so much.

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mikkeneko

concept: a death god that is actually surprisingly supportive and on the side of the good guys, supporting actions and promoting policies that will lead to the kingdom growing and thriving instead of being destroyed, because the more the kingdom grows, the more people there are, and the more people there are the more people will eventually  die, and when you’re an immortal god of death, you know there’s no need to rush. you’ll get them all in the end

i like how the responses on this post are cleanly split between “hey this is a great story idea i love it” and “this is absolutely terrifying”

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I love this science bastard woman.

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astranemus
“For example, we often hear that necromancy was outlawed because it was a devilish practice that depended upon the power of Satan for its effectiveness. What you do not hear is that necromancy was an aspect of ancestor worship, and that part of outlawing it involved making it illegal to bury your family members on your own land. Suddenly, you were required to bury your dead in Church-sanctioned graveyards. This effectively removed one of your most solid claims to ownership of your ancestral land. It was no longer the place where you could prove your forefathers lay buried. It made it easier for authorities to come along and kick you out of your home and take state ownership of the land your family had left to you. This also supported the ultimate goal of breaking up family clans, and the political power and wealth that often went along with them.”

— Aaron Leitch, Folk Tradition and the Solomonic Revival; At the Crossroads

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galexy-astra

LET 👏 RETAIL 👏 EMPLOYEES 👏 SIT 👏

The only major chain retail store that I know of that allows their cashiers to sit is the Aldi grocery store, a German chain. Their starting pay is also $12 an hour chain-wide.

The interior of the store looks like this so they save money on the annoying shelf restocking. Products remain in their boxes until being removed by customers.  No unboxing and putting stuff on shelves, and constantly having to rearrange it. Also, the boxes make inventory a breeze as a sealed box has a defined number of items in it. 

Typical American grocery stores have shelves like this

Every item has to be unboxed and neatly stacked on the shelves. If they get messed up by the customers, everything has to be rearranged back to specific rigid order. When you have to verify the inventory, every item has to be removed from the shelves to be counted and put back. Aldi’s also do not have plastic bags. You can buy reusable bags or simply use the empty cardboard boxes that are available.

Last is the carts. Most grocery stores have their carts strewn across the parking lots, rolling around and hitting cars until a store employee is sent out to collect them, after being yelled at by the manager when they were told to do other tasks in the meantime. Aldi’s chains those carts together and you have to put a Quarter in to release it. When you are done, you plug the chain back in and get your Quarter back. If others are lazy, you can collect and return the loose carts and collect the Quarters. 

It stops this…

Then the employees have to do this

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hclark70

reblogging this because I love Alidis

With the exception of the shelf stacking, all of this is totally normal in every single supermarket chain in the UK… what the heck America

Same for Germany… why would you make it any more complicated than that. Just. Why not let them sit??

They’re not normal for no reason. The right to sit during work seems normal for most retail workers in these countries because they are it is part of the labor rights that have been won by unions. Sometimes the right to sit was won in an agreement with the store and sometimes it was put down in national laws.

For example, in the UK your employer legally has to provide you with a comfortable seat if you do work that can be done while seating. In the Netherlands you have to be provided a seat if you work at a cash register for more than 4 hours a day or for more than 1 hour uninterrupted.

Unionize.

America’s Unions got killed.

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sushinfood

Employees in Canada and America are regularly threatened by their employers if even a sniff of unionization is happening. No they cannot legally fire you for trying to unionize but they can cut your hours, emotionally manipulate you, turn your coworkers against you and drive you to quit. It’s awful. All to make the most money.

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catpda

how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. 

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!! 

im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all

I legit cried reading this.

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mindfulwrath

I figured out a simple guide to the alignment chart last night

Lawful: Rules matter more to me than individuals. Chaotic: Individuals matter more to me than rules.

Good: Other people’s well-being is more important than my own. Evil: My own well-being is more important than other people’s.

Neutrals: My opinion of what is more important is determined on a case-by-case basis.

So a Lawful Good character’s guiding moral philosophy might be “I follow the rules because the rules keep people safe, even if they are sometimes inconvenient or harmful to me or other individuals.” A Chaotic Evil character’s guiding moral philosophy would be like “Screw the rules and screw you.”

This is a very succint way of explaining a long post from a few months ago. It is also kind of how it was originally written, and is what I use. No more “Is he chaotic neutral or chaotic evil” questions.

It also makes Evil a playable alignment

Chaotic Good child here 😉🙏

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lyjerria

as you get older, you realize that you’re not always right and there’s so many things you could’ve handled better, so many situations where you could’ve been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.

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Hi, sorry I have not been active on here recently. My laptop fan is struggling to spin so I have to wait for a new one to be delivered. I'm currently stuck on my phone and spending my time sketching on Good Ol fashioned pen and paper. If anybody wishes to put in a sketch request, or hit me up on Discord, feel free to send me a message with either your request and a ref sheet of your character, or ask for my discord ID. I will post when I can

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GONE TO SEA : World of Sea : Science Fiction : Part 5

GONE TO SEA

by

De Writer (Glen Ten-Eyck)

WORK IN PROGRESS (Word count unknown at this time)

copyright 2018

Writing started 2005

All rights reserved.

Reproduction in any form, physical, electronic or digital is prohibited without the express consent of the author.

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Copyright fair use rules for Tumblr users

Users of Tumblr.com are specifically granted the following rights.  They may reblog the story provided that all author and copyright information remains intact.  They may use the characters or original characters in my settings for fan fiction, fan art works, cosplay, or fan musical compositions. All sorts of fan art, cosplay, music or fiction is actively encouraged.

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“Mister Angerson laughed when she said that she was hurt.  He told her to pray to her worthless gods for healing.  Then he said that she was clumsy for falling over.  He wouldn’t let her go to the infirmary.”

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Pele was only back from the hospital for an hour or so.  Mala'klea was sitting in her lap but when Pele tried to hug her daughter, Klea winced and pulled away.  Concerned, Pele asked her, “What is the matter, Klea?”

“Let me hug you, Mommy.  It hurts when you hug me.”

Before Pele could say anything, the door chime interrupted.  Hugh opened the door on two station policemen.  Mala'klea froze as she saw them.  She tried to hide behind her mother, holding still and keeping silent. One of the station policemen asked, “Is Mala'klea Barant here?  It is important.”

Mala'klea slumped in her mother’s arms and began to weep.

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Marcus Angerson pressed the door chime again.  Still no answer.  Vastly irritated, he dug out his key card and opened the door to the apartment.  The lights were off.  Waving his hand over the switch plate failed to bring any light.  With a snarl, he pulled out his tablet and turned it on.

In the glow of its screen he could see that the apartment was still a mess. The dining chairs were all over on their sides or backs.  The table was displaced.  The smear of fish and sauce splattered the wall.  The shattered platter and smashed mess of fish and seaweed on the floor had not been cleaned up.  The doors to the children’s room, kitchen and his room stood ajar.

“Come out!”  Marcus demanded.  “Show yourselves and explain this mess! Why are there no lights?”  Only silence answered him.

The small voice that Marcus knew to be God Himself spoke from the air, just behind him and to the right, as it always did.  ((Perhaps their disobedience extended to a failure to pay for the power.  If it is not paid for, it will be turned off.  No human agency is needed for that.  It is done in a computer.  It is easy to check.  Just look in your tablet.))  As always, the voice was quiet and utterly reasonable.  It calmed Marcus somewhat.  He called up the link.

He stared in disbelief.  “These bills haven’t been paid for weeks!  We have delinquency notices and overdraft charges!  That’s impossible!  There is plenty of money in the account for everything!”  The small voice pointed out what he could plainly see, once he actually looked for it, ((In the main account, yes.  The household account has been empty for weeks.  It appears that you have not been paying attention to details, like signing the transfers to the household account.  Perhaps you should apologize to Trisha when next you see her.))

Marcus was still digesting the possibility that HE had done something wrong, however trivial, when the police Swat tazer, fired through the open door behind him, struck his back.  The painful and powerful shock of it knocked him out.

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Pele looked up from her tablet and told Hugh, Ben and Lora, “The station police have taken Marcus into custody.”  She paused to bite her lip to keep from tears and went on, “They are just finishing a cast for Mala'klea’s arm.  Marcus broke her right radius.  It is a green-stick fracture but it is broken and will need weeks to heal.  They have taped her ribs.  When he knocked her over her desk he cracked several of them.”

Crouching down to Ben and Lora’s level, she gave them a straight look in the eyes and said, “Your mother is in very bad shape.  The doctors are still operating but they are now sure that she will live.” Gathering the children into a hug, she told them, “You two saved Trisha’s life.  If your mother was only a few minutes later getting to the hospital, she would have died.  I know that it is hard to accept, but you two are heroes.”

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The trial was very brief.  Macus Angerson listened in disbelief to the verdict. Guilty on all counts.  Domestic violence, guilty.  Deliberate assault resulting in grave injuries to his wife, guilty.  Attempted criminal entry, assault and threatened property damage, guilty. Abuse of the school children under his care, by both threat and physical attack, including one physical injury, requiring hospital care, guilty.  Multiple violations of the Station’s Charter regarding freedom of religion and conscience, guilty.

Mister Torres, sitting at the judge’s bench, listened too.  Sadly he shook his head and bent his gaze on Marcus.  Brow furrowed, he pronounced, “Marcus Angerson, this court has found you to be guilty of all charges.  You must serve the station without payment in whatever capacity is required of you for a period of ten years.

“This sentence along with the restrictions and liberties allowed will be posted in due time on the station’s Data Net.  For now, you may not come near to any child of the station and, in particular, your family.  You will be moved to single person sleep cubicle.

“Dismissed.”

Marcus Angerson was led away by station police.

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He still could not believe it.  THIS was where he was supposed to live?  The room was so narrow that it had no chair.  There was a small table that would fold down from the left wall as you looked in from the hall.  There was a narrow bunk that would fold down from the right. There was a clothes press closet with two drawers under it at the far end of the room.  That was all.

One policeman showed him how to fold down the bunk as a chair and then lower the table.  Both had to be folded up to open the clothes press and its drawers.  It was lit by an LED fixture behind a hard plastic cover.

Seating himself, Marcus Angerson lowered the table.  There was a wireless dock for his tablet.  Putting it in the dock caused a hidden screen in the wall to light and keyboard to appear on the table.

Satisfied, the two station policemen left him, shutting the door.  The calm, clear voice of God, just behind his shoulder said with satisfaction, ((We could not find a wilderness here.  Solitude will have to do. Now, you may begin to fulfill your purpose in My Plan.  Start writing.  THE NEW COVENENT OF GOD FOR MANKIND IN SPACE, dictated by the Lord God Almighty to His servant, Marcus Angerson …))

TO BE CONTINUED

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if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

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badaxefamily

I do this all the time on Discord. I’m not expecting a response, I’m just sharing a thing for whenever you happen to see it.

I regularly send my friends memes when I know they’re asleep because I know

they will wake

and then

they will scream

This post, but also when you’re awake and online and even posting. It’s chill! I’m leaving that there for you whenever, that’s the nice thing about technological advancements like instance messaging, it means I can do that without sending you awkward clunky emails, and they DON’T mean we as human beings need to be available to each other immediately! I’m sending you a letter. Take care of it whenever!

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kyleehenke

oh my god our uber driver told us his 14-year-old daughter is an aspiring artist and he showed us her FUCKING HOMESTUCK FANART and this van full of filthy homestuck veterans started ROARING

EVERYBODY FOLLOW HER INSTA @ GRISLYANGEL