im saying crazy shit i have to sleep

i get the overuse or “intrusive thoughts” is embarrassing but like one of the arguments being “it stops people with actual intrusive thoughts from discussing theirs 😔” is like…….. it feels like a step back from mental health u know? lol like why would people wanna discuss those……::: it would be the equivalent of what “body check” is for proana/mia blogs

i feel like the kind of people who don’t know john green by his books but by something else are a crazy kind of people…

did i really know how to skate when i was little or did i make it up?

i feel like those frappes with chocolate sprinkles are such a scam cuz u will never get all the sprinkles! ૮–ﻌ – ა they make u waste food 🙄

those off the side button jeans are gonna look crazyyyyyyy in a few years

NOT KALI UCHISALALNEKFNFKFKSKSKD

im esting s frozen thingy and i thought oh this strawberry tastes weird…….. it was chocolate

i litetally don’t understand a single thing im preparing for saturday’s class that’s crazy this is how drunk drivers must feel

aren’t all words synonyms with each other? like…….. the original word… the first word… soundd

i think giving a synonym when someone asks u for a definition should be illegal like don’t be lazy, explain it

my best friend of 12 years and i don’t talk anymore and it’s been such a hard process because i miss her but i hate her and even before we stopped talking i would think “i wouldn’t be friends with you if i met u now…” i knew i didn’t like her anymore but i still loved her… i still do. she was like a sister to me, she’s the only person ive met that i could tell literally anything to, she’s the only person i could be myself with in every sense of the word, being with her was like being alone but still having someone, i was closer to her than to my own family… even though she was such a shitty friend. she invited me to her birthday where i didnt know anyone but i went because she was my best friend! and i told myself “ok be normal for her” and at the end of the night i told her “i did it! i was normal for u cuz i didn’t wanna ruin your party” and she said “i know, that’s why i didn’t talk to u all night”. i invited her to one of my best friends wedding where i was the maid of honor and after meeting the bride for the very first time she turned to me and said “🙄 i don’t like ur friend, i wanna go home 😒” which literally made me cry… which she got mad at me for. she invited me to a friend’s party where i didn’t know anyone else and left me waiting for her in the living room for two hours because she was getting ready and she “wasn’t gonna change her routine only to please me” even though i had gone to the party after an 11 hour shift just to see her cuz we don’t get to see each other a lot and on our way there she was on the phone the whole time and didn’t even ask me about my first day at work which had been that very same day at all. and i know she’s happy… i know she doesn’t care and she will never admit she did anything wrong and i hate her and i miss her and i missed her before we stopped talking and I’m scared Angel will talk to her one of these days and ask “where’s your friend? tell her not to be mad at me anymore” and she’ll agree that i’m the problem…

i feel like faking insanity after committing a crime is so easy but people are too stupid to do it right, they always go for the “the voices made me do it” approach when they should be going for the “im gonna get naked and cover myself in mud right after and then pretend i don’t remember anything” approach like come on

i was trying to explain the two headed calf poem to some friends cuz they don’t speak english and i started choking up and they were just like 🧍🏽🧍🏾‍♂️ slfnkfmdkfnfkfkdkdk

can SOMEONE think of taylor swift?!!!!!😔 they didn’t let her say fuck in her children’s songs😭😭😭😭😭

i loveeeeee self checkout it’s like having my barbie register box again ♡

they should invent shame for tiktokers

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