i’m always critical of fan fiction on tumblr just because i see it so much but i secretly check if it’s an “x male!reader” just because i can
okay so i just found out carl x negan shippers exist. gonna barf. not positively.
trying to scroll thru #outer-banks and its all smut fanfiction of rafe and/or jj. you guys are SICK in the HEAD
pukes and barfs and vomits when i think of him (positively)
hannibal; mizumono - will def came to hann’s place to make sure he’d left. he was worried and didn’t want him to be caught and hoped he had already cleared out.
or i’m just spitballing here and he came there to kill everyone
hannibal is like one of those super fast hamsters running in a wheel and will is like the other hamster that tripped and has been being thrown in a circle for several minutes because hannibal wont stop running
hey uh.. we put your boyfriend in a tumblr poll. oh yeah, no, he’s fine. his blood has just been replaced by vanilla extract. terribly sorry. though, if you beat the shit out of him, he smells really good.
guys i’m watching mizumono rn i’m peeing the bed
okay that shit was possibly the most cinematic thing i’ve ever watched and it’ll stay with me forever.
i wonder what it would be like as a bird sitting on the roof appreciatively taking in the rain
me and my friends using our immaculate detective skills on who just ripped the fattest smelliest fart

