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@cyber-deviant

he / him ;; life diary n all that stuff,,,

i’m always critical of fan fiction on tumblr just because i see it so much but i secretly check if it’s an “x male!reader” just because i can

pretty boys like the governor always be ruinin shit

the most toxic ship (negan and rick) and me (an intense shipper)

i just saw someone talk about mayo smeared on their bald daughters head im so confused

every time i have a shower i feel how much my bones actually hurt. 😞

hannibal is like one of those super fast hamsters running in a wheel and will is like the other hamster that tripped and has been being thrown in a circle for several minutes because hannibal wont stop running

hey uh.. we put your boyfriend in a tumblr poll. oh yeah, no, he’s fine. his blood has just been replaced by vanilla extract. terribly sorry. though, if you beat the shit out of him, he smells really good.

“& Then a weird guy appear” is just garret jacob hobbs

guys i’m watching mizumono rn i’m peeing the bed

i wonder what it would be like as a bird sitting on the roof appreciatively taking in the rain

me and my friends using our immaculate detective skills on who just ripped the fattest smelliest fart