Cybeni's Idiotic Thoughts

with 4/20 coming up here’s a reminder that if y'all support the legalization of marijuana you need to also be supporting decriminalization + the release of everyone in prison right now for marijuana-related charges (some of whom are serving as much as 20+ years) just as hard, if not harder.

if your pro-marijuana activism only supports white people starting weed shops and getting rich off of it while there are people of color and other marginalized people in jail whose lives have been ruined for doing the same thing and people still getting arrested every day for it and you just…don’t give a shit about that, that’s not cool.

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Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

which spongebob character is the white gay friend

larry the lobster next question

larry is that type of gay w/ masc4masc and “no fats no fems” on his Floundr bio

Floundr bio I’m out

i had to read this on my dash and now you have to too

How dare you do that to Larry. He is pure and precious and he would not discriminate against fat people in his bio. You ever watch the episodes with him in it? He’s always super nice when it comes to Spongebob’s lack of muscle and always tried to encourage him. Shame on you.

drag them!

He’s nice to Spongebob because Spongebob is a twink.

true. but Spongebob is also fem so

So that would mean Patrick is a bear?

I wanna fuck sandy squirrels

… anyway.. point is Larry the Lobster is a fem ally, accepts every gay, and he encourages everyone to be the best they can be

And from what i heard recently, Larry deleted his Floundr since he started dating Don the Whale who’s an MoC (mammal of colour) and is bestfriends with intersectional feminist woke icon Sandy Cheeks

If anyone’s problematic, it’s squidward’s lazy ass who probably has “discreet” on his profile, only sends torso pics, and would block you when you ask for a face pic

and yes Patrick is a bear who’s a twink chaser hence, his need to accompany spongebob in almost every episode. he want that spussy

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ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

“The only difference between you and me, is I’m just a small part of what you are.” - RJ Walker

You can download RJ’s poem here!

My forever mood is Judge Aquilina tossing aside Larry Nassar’s letter like the actual trash that it is

KORRASAMI 4EVR 💙💙💙

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

Seeing a cute girl like, 

WHY ISNT DRAG RACE LIKE THIS ANYMORE

because some of the dumbass twinks who watch it can’t handle a bit of fun reads/shade without sending death threats to queens who arent thin and white/white-passing

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

Confuse, don’t abuse ;)

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The best prank I ever pulled was to a college roommate. April 1st was approaching, and I told my roommate that I was going to prank him. He responded that he had classes that morning and afternoon and a gaming group that night and that we wouldn’t even see each other that day. I responded that his room wasn’t going anywhere. He said he would just lock his room and there was nothing I could do about it.

What he didn’t know is that I had a key to his room.

So, on the evening of April 1, I unlocked his door, left it barely ajar, and did absolutely nothing else.

When my roommate got back that night, I heard him go to his door, say “oh no” in a horrified way, and carefully enter his room.

He then spent a good hour searching his room (fruitlessly, obvs) for pranks.

I’ll never do better than that.

The graduating class before mine (I went to a fairly small school, so this was a graduating class of about 70 people) all brought marbles with them to graduation. When the superintendent handed them their diplomas and shook their hands, each graduate handed him a marble in turn. He had to start handing them over to the other people on the stage when his pockets filled up. By the end of the ceremony, there were about five men in suits with the pockets full of marbles. It was lowkey hilarious, and I’m not usually a fan of pranks.

You know a couple is forced when writers have to resort to locking them in a room together naked🙄

it’s always so funny learning about the Great Depression in grade school cuz they don’t ever talk about how latinx and Hispanic people were lowkey deported to Mexico even if they weren’t Mexican and how the depression was literally twice as worse for black people who were the first fired and last hired. like educators always report these tragedies by how they impacted whites UNLESS you are in a class like AA studies or something.

This is the truth. The experiences of poc have been outright erased from history in US public education. The white experience is labeled as universal in order to cover up white crimes and to keep white kids ignorant so that we uphold white supremacy throughout our lives.

I remember being in advanced placement for US History and talking about how fucked up the racism in the Great Depression was with my classmates in the academic course. They were clueless to what I was referring to. I get that not all of history can be taught in the required year, but watering down the discrimination part of history is disgusting

what women are ridiculed for when drawing men: ‘tumblr nose’, tall and wearing a bowtie, flower crowns

male artists drawing women:

I’m male, but I usually draw female characters petite and with very small breasts. I also draw them in a variety of body types, from skinny to fat to curvaceous to slim.

C…congrats

I was trying to prove a point that not all men draw women in the same way. So stop being such a cynical bitch.

it’s almost incredible the lack of self-awareness that allows someone to say with complete certainty “not all men, you cynical bitch”

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

this username escapes me every single time

Marijuana farming in the US is damaging the environment. The growing number of pot farms being planted in remote areas have destroyed the local landscape by causing forest fragmentation, stream modification, soil erosion, and landslides. Source Source 2 Source 3

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