@cyanlemonade / cyanlemonade.tumblr.com
The cute girl on the subway can’t seem to stop staring at you! This would be great, except that her clothes are several centuries out of date, no one else seems to be able to see her, and you haven’t seen her blink. Not even once.
cottagecore girls are just like that
knight in a funny hat
what would happen if a werewolf and a vampire bit a human at the same time
turns them into a furby
takes a screenshot
polycule
mary magdalene:
Does Jesus X Judas count as historical RPF
cant you guys ever just ask me about my day
frogivness. rb to give a frog to the person you rb’d from
*does a gay little dance that pisses you off*
the mandela effect is so funny like. imagine being confronted with the fact that you misremembered some trivial detail and you have the deranged self confidence to assume that Reality Itself was Altered rather than admit to yourself you were wrong
wow - like…. I didn’t think corvids did that synced flying formations?!
I’ve only ever seen this with like ‘flocks’ of starlings and things
@is-the-bird-video-cute how or why are they so in sync?? Im so curious!
These are wild ravens in a courtship flight. It’s a rare treat to witness!
What if we were both ravens 😳…and we developed a synchronised flying routine…😳
tumblr tags are fucked up for me rn they type what im saying like 5 times like im trapped in a well and its echoing around how am i meant to make my little jokes now :(
This is objectively a hilarious glitch though
ur right :/
tumblr glitch put op in a jar and shook it up and down violently
imagine going to college for four years and spending thousands of dollars in tuition to do surface level thematic analysis of a children's book series and then saying you pioneered a field of study
She got a degree in Cringe Theory
not sure why you all feel the need to drag a literal nb trans person talking about dealing with their very personal feelings regarding jkr being a terf, or their 98 page thesis on religious community in Harry Potter that you presumably haven't read.
just fyi: academic discussion of literature does not become less valid because it's a children's fantasy book (narnia, the hobbit), because the author is shitty (lovecraft), or because you personally think it's cringe (fuck off)
Some of y'all don't actually care about the harm JKR has done, you're just happy you have a socially approved excuse to attack people. That becomes abundantly clear when the people you're shitting on are the ones affected by JKR's bigotry.
Also this is literally just a tweet where they introduce what theyre going to talk about and their qualifications, not the actual content of their statement itself.
Not sure when the “cruelty was the point” crowd invaded fandom spaces en masse, but y’all can fuck right back off again.
Academic: I actually pioneered research into a major modern children’s fantasy classic that changed the genre as we know it and continues to heavily impact culture, so here are my thoughts on--
OP: Wow so cringe lmao
Anyway when I say tumblr is anti-intellectual this is the shit I’m talking about
Imagine describing a thesis you’ve only heard one sentence about as “surface level thematic analysis”
I'm afraid there's a humongous fungus amongus
I should have way more followers because you all know that if fucking gayarsonist or some shit had posted this it would have 20k by now I'm so sick of this shit I'm so tired of the elitism on this fucking website I'm going to log off and work on some recreational activities *goes into my basement and continues to dismember the body*
crazy how sometimes u dance alone to your favorite song in your bedroom and you are like oh yeah thats why im alive
and hilariously that is not why it is called that.
It is the circle of the bears cause of ursa major and ursa minor, and the circle without bears cause ya'know opposite part of the sky.
We lucked right into that one....
#so what you’re saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places
Astrology is real but only for predicting where bears will be
Bears do not travel to places they cannot see their gods
Sorry for bleeding everywhere Its because Im gods specialest boy
