Jusy :)
it looks horrendous. but i scanned him
jusy :) (again)
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Finding out that Elon Musk was forced out as CEO of PayPal in favor of noted vampire Peter Thiel bc Elon Musk was adamant they keep it named "X dot com" instead of Paypal unlocks so much. His space company, his literal child, and now Twitter: it's the world's most inane Rosebud. He actually bought back the URL, like a cherished childhood sled (owning the right to name a website the letter "X")
Some people told him it made more sense to have their banking company have a indicative name instead of generically being called "X" with vague allusions to being The Site For Everything, and he'll prove those fools WRONG by getting the same things yelled at him over a different website's name twenty years later
For twenty two years he's been stewing about people telling him PayPal was a better name for a payment site than X. He was so invested in X dot com at the time they waited to hold the vote until he was on vacation. He has been furious over people saying "it's better for our site to have a name that tells you what it is instead of a letter" since before 9/11. This is his entire life
Pictured above: the only moment Elon Musk has ever been happy, before it turned to all-consuming rage and envy over a single letter
Is... is THAT why he called his space company SpaceX???
fr tho, I'm convinced at this point that he got divorced just so he could have another X.
Turmoil in the Toybox by Phil Phillips, 1986
I didn't see Jesus do shit about the Zentradi armada
You can also see the author of this book talking about this same trash in this old videotape:
Subway pre recorded message: Reminder that backpacks and other large containers are subject to random search. The MTA and New York Police can and will kill you
Subway conductor giving message: *ding* bobo mimimi, mooomoo bogie binted, bogos binted
peace walker is a game about how your mom dated people before she was your mom, and sometimes you meet those people and realize that your mom is a real person and not ur idea of a mom. and a good reaction to that is to not become addicted to starting your own personal collection of child soldiers
breadcunt
There was a lot of homosexual shit too
that’s in every metal gear game, to point that out would be like saying “also there is a metal gear and also a guy named snake”
the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
seeing everyone just mindlessly sign up for threads despite all the clear warning signs feels like I’m living in Sailor Moon or a magical girl anime episode where the Monster of the Day just set up shop over night and their product is literally draining your lifeforce for the Dark Kingdom but people keep going there
Why are laptops named after people
A fighting game of Shakespeare characters.
Smash Bros Announcer voice: “JULIET!”
Wii remote speaker: O̵ ̸h̶a̴p̷p̴y̶ ̷d̸a̷g̴g̷e̵r̵!̷ ̴T̶h̷i̴s̵ ̵i̶s̵ ̴t̴h̶y̸ ̴s̶h̷e̵a̸t̴h̷!̸
If you choose Richard the Third, the Wii remote speaker goes through the entire “Now is the winter of our discontent” monologue. Only Richard the Third does this. You can’t skip it.
i haven't seen this here yet so heads up
Here’s the link with instructions on how to opt out of arbitration.
Oh hey, fuck you, Etsy
