This is mankind’s greatest scientific accomplishment.

how 2 dress for cold weather

1. take ur pants off 2. get back into bed

*sees dog while in the car*

*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight* 

Moyra Metal Effect 301 on the blog! http://instagram.com/p/w6oGvdpnYX/ Moyra Metal Effect 301 on the blog!

how i passed college tbh

Don’t know what to get your special someone????

When my friend tells me about her Christmas bonus.