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“This is Lola. She likes cheese.”

(via)

M I N D L E S S   L U S T

“That Lion only eats good food”

Wait this rules.

I thought this was some weird Christian game but wow

There is literally no way to anticipate how this video ends

This is the greatest plot twist in cinematic history

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

When will the violence end.

Spidey Training is Going Well 🕸

IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK

An Origin Story 🔠

By FDASuarez

Halloween Icons [500x500] 👻

Robert Irwin made sure he got the perfect picture of his sister’s engagement by reenacting a faux proposal for the big surprise. 

Love that he managed to get the exact right pose that she ended up in! That’s a real good little brother mimick right there.

“South America. It’s like America, but south.”

wait… if you have social anxiety… and i have social anxiety…

then who’s going to order the food?

Sometimes I get really bored

THIS IS THE CUDDLIEST PIC EVER TAKEN

sir you can go and right fuck yourself!