the fuck you lookin at keep scrollin

Oh you can fix him? Oh you can make him worse?? Girl I'm using him as a wardrobe

you get me

HC, Zelda’s taste is just as atrocious as Link’s Based off this

Zelda Heritage Post

A bun witch in progress

oh but don’t you know?

oh glorious day! my soon-to-be grand champion watermelon is finally finished growing! i hope nothing gets in the way between me and the off-shore juice bar! :)

It’s as shrimple as that 🍤

I laughed WAY too hard at this.

There’s no such thing as laughing too hard, only laughing enough to explain your joy. Never understate or minimize the ways in which you experience happiness peace and love

Okay Walter White was actually pretty funny as a character bc he was so toxic that seasoned drug lords were like I cannot work w this man I have to put my mental health first

OMG GRINDR UNIONIZING TOO????????

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oh idk I guess ill go scurry up and down the walls a bit and maybe fly into the lights a couple times

what are you doing with that cup and piece of paper

This is the conservative/christian sign for abortion. This is the sign used by those who are pro-life. This is a sign that is sexist, that demonizes abortion, that is anti women’s autonomy and female rights. It declares fetuses as full babies someone is throwing away. This sign can be genuinely triggering to deaf women who have had abortions.

If you want to go full-neutral, you can finger sign abortion. 

Or, the scientific version (pregnancy-remove) that is considered the leftist way –

Do not spread the pro-life version. Conservatives specifically try to push their ways to sign things as the default. You are unintentionally helping overpower deaf women’s rights advocates.

i blinked and accidently watched all of season 1 in prep for s2. their faces are fun to draw even if its unbelievably fucking hard to simplify sheen's.

This is my mental timeline of Crowley’s and Aziraphale’s feelings towards each other. Even though I like the idea of Crowley having been in love for 6000 years, I think it may have been slower to grow. 

i love codependent relationships in fiction i love watching two messy people unforgivably in love with each other shatter the world around them i love seeing interpretations of love as a cosmic disastrous redemptive force i love watching love consume people whole i love looking at romantic relationships and going "oh that is so fucked up! good for them"