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cutecutejames

@cutecutejames

*REDDITORS WELCOME* 31, FTM (he/him), American. LazyTown and Game Grumps all day. Check out my #zen garden! **TERFS DNI OR I WILL VOMIT IN YOUR FUZZY SLIPPERS**

I love going on the tumblr trending page and seeing the most random ass shit there that doesn’t have anything to do with modern media or events like “oh damn I guess the girlies are really into clouds today go off sis”

IM FINALLY SEEING THE BARBIE MOVIE GIRLIES LETS GO

No joke, that was one of the greatest fucking films I’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

NO FR LIKE it was so goddamn good like it was basically what I expected it to be but it still absolutely blew me away and had some crazy surprises

THIS MOVIE MADE ME FEEL BAD FOR A MAN WHO INTRODUCES PATRIARCHY TO A SOCIETY THAT DIDNT PREVIOUSLY HAVE IT AND I DIDNT THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE

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everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

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"it's medical malpractice" have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please

Once Taub (derogatory) derisively said about a patient with unexplained chronic pain “7 doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with him, what does that mean?” and House replied without even thinking “it means they’re idiots” and proceed to work his ass off to diagnose the patient Taub wanted to write off as a faker or something. If a doctor had said that when that patient was ME, I wouldn’t dream of suing them in a million years

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Also Cuddy literally has a malpractice/litigation budget specifically for House. Canonically.