Anonymous asked:
don't get mad, get leavin'. when they go low, you go "bye". why go big when you can just go home— mage 2022
you understand him
new motivational poster for u all
You can tell Graham just wants to be in his box making snide comments
Reblog for a larger sample size for no sample size at all, because obviously nobody will vote
Lads, come on!
doggirlnarcolepsy
With a little fiddling you can actually fit the entire Bee Movie script inside the "NEW" notification on the Tumblrmart button.
Why stop at the Bee Movie Script, when you can do the entire Bee Movie itself?
I feel like im required to reblog this
how do u change it
Pusheen is married?!?
PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?
Queen Of Keeping Personal And Professional Lives Seperate
SINCE WHEN IS PUSHEEN A GIRL
an absolute queen. her birthday is febuary 18th
she's Irish
Pusheen fucks
I spoke to a customer service agent about this today. It's not yet being rolled out in the UK but I wanted to voice my objection.
Be polite, but tell them that if they do this you are cancelling your subscription.
And then (this is the important bit) ACTUALLY CANCEL YOUR SUBSCRIPTION!
Trust me they will roll it back if enough of you do it. At the end of the day this is about money. So tell them you will stop giving them your money and then do stop giving them your money.
Don't worry if your favourite show is on there, you can find it elsewhere online easily.
put that on an inspirational poster, or a lock screen background
hey kids who read fic, listen up
it’s annoying to me as a Fanfic Elder that y’all don’t understand how consent works in regards to reading fanfic
last night I saw a fic that had EIGHT of my favorite tags included and a great summary BUT it also contained a tag for a topic that bothers me. I weighed the pros/cons and decided NOT to read the fic because the ONE tag I disliked was something that could trigger a panic attack if the scene went into any sort of detail - it wasn’t worth risking the eight good tags.
from the first moment I noticed the fic to the moment I decided not to read it, the entire experience was MY RESPONSIBILITY. the author tagged the fic correctly, I knew what my limits were, and I respected them.
if you find a fic with tags you don’t like, JUST DON’T READ IT
don’t harass the author, don’t post a big whiny rant about it on Tumblr, just keep scrolling
that is your job as a reader.
louder for the people in the back
👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
tumblr added another secret feature. if you make a post and just type "gullible", it turns it into a different message. tell me which one you got!
gullible!!
this is so fucked up how could you do this to me op
no no you just have to do the word by itself without any punctuation!
gullible
NOT ONCE BUT TWICE I AM BETRAYED IM LIKE IF CEASER WAS A LESBIAN
“i like your shoelaces” cringed so that a bootleg misprinted shoe label could cause a mass hallucination and gaslight a fake movie into existence
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i am a victorian child and i have died reading this. goodbye.
you are funniest person on this post
Rating: Cute
This mother rat is “protecting” her babies by making sure they stay close to her. She’s doing her best even if she is struggling a bit!
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This is just what having children is like
back when the spotify wrapped playlist of 2018 came out, i was confused to find the mission impossible theme song at the top of my list. until i remembered. halloween 2018. i had work and my job required me to walk around a lot. i basically just took laps through a building filled with people. for hours. so i got this idea. i dressed up as a secret agent, a low key and professional costume. but i added a twist. i put the mission impossible song on repeat, set it to the lowest setting possible and put my phone in my pocket. and so the entire day i walked around, slowly driving people insane bc they kept hearing the faint music of mission impossible but when they tried to find the source i was already gone. i paused it whenever i paused walking so no one would figure out it was me. they even asked me if i’d heard it. i acted confused. it took them hours to figure out what the hell was going on and knowing i caused such chaos still fuels me to this very day
recommending Goncharov (1973) to my friends and family