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textbook prices are homophobic

hello friend, if you don’t mind electronic versions of textbooks and committing minor acts of piracy, might i direct your attention to this website where I’ve been able to find a copy of every textbook I’ve needed, I haven’t paid for a textbook since 2014.  that website is a true ally to the gays

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i hope you know i love you

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*picks up a new book for reading, snaps its spine in half over my knee*

I’m not just talking to to @orriculum this is directed at all of you, did no one ever teach you how to properly break in a book? For shame!

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😍😍😍 ….but what about paperbacks?

And no, unfortunately, people always act like even mildly bending the spine is bad. How can you read it like that tho??

I love your face and your moans and when you curse and say my name and grab my hair and scratch harder, I love every single part of your body

I want to fuck you so hard you need time to catch your breath and then I want to cuddle naked with you for hours and play with your hair and remind you how beautiful you are

Annoying things witches are sick of hearing

If you have asked some of these questions, or said some of these things yourself then that’s okay, just please know for future reference, most (not all) witches find them quite annoying :)

oh so you worship satan? No an extremely low percentage of witches are actually satanists but majority are not.
witchcraft isn’t real, grow up. Do I even have to explain this one?
• Why don’t you wear all black? Witches are witches, not goths.
god hates you. I thought god loves all his children?
You’re a man, you can’t be a witch! If you gender identity as male you are still a witch, the term “witch” has no gender
so you’re gay and a witch?… 🤦🏻‍♀️
you are going to summon demons and ghosts when you preform spells! Umm.. no, witches know how to cast a spell with protection and know how to not attract negative energies.
• you’re a witch? But you’re like really pretty. No unlike all the stories and fairytales, witches are not old, do not have green skin and warts on their face.

straight people when a show adds a gay character and” forces” homosexuality on them

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LMFAO THIS GIF IS SO GOOD 🤣